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What's up, hot hog?

If you didn't want your grandmother to end up in the fire, she shouldn't have jumped out of the frying pan!

What's shakin, bacon?

My interest piqued, I sneaked and deked for an oblique sneak peek of some sleek peak teak - on fleek? You bet your ass

No hollaback girl we! Ten thousand eons would not render it thus!

Let us have a moment of silence for the musician formerly known as the musican formerly known as the musician formerly known as Prince

Cool off, hottentot!

Hey noun man, I've got a preposition for ya...

By popular demand, I hereby swear to make every single Borat reference I possibly can for the rest of my natural life

I came, I saw, I Concord, New Hampshire

one part brain, one part blood, two parts laughs - watch tonight on 'big fang theory'

A bird in the hand is better than two in my bush - I'm full up down there!

gamble on sports at draftkings.com! my insider info is to bet on the bigger guy

Hey hot dog, how's it going?

If you can't take the cold get out of the refrigerator, dummy!

Tis nobler to have loved and lost than to have stuck one's face in a pile of shit and walked around town saying "hi, I have shit on my face."

i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by podcasts, raving hysterical clothed, dragging themselves through the earwolf offices at night looking for a naturebox etc. etc. -- "Howl", Allen Ginsberg, 1955

Congratulations, you all passed the oral exam - welcome to the Marines!

jack-a-mo fee-nong a nong-ne, jack-a-mo fee-nong-ne

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known, thanks to Casper Mattresses's great prices and 100-day return policy.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dog liked to play with a chuck-it But one sunny day While out by the quay The dog bit onto his extraordinarily long penis by mistake and did suck it

If I wanted to do what I'm doing right now I would be doing that now instead of this

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My two cents are a) I agree with Matt and b ) I don't think this makes for a good podcast. I respect Matt for doing his thing but as a listener this was not a lot of fun (other than Matt's exasperation at Doug's advice.) No, I would not fare well in the Confrontation Corner, and yes, it's free and I don't have to listen.

What's up, hot frog?