How's it hangin, slaw dog?

[How's it hangin, slaw dog?]

How's it hangin, slaw dog?

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This is a Twitter video but it's very funny (no visuals required) and think it could definitely go somewhere

 

https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/1197465281527975939?s=20

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk

A multi-textured musical exploration of themes of disliking people eating pokemon and how to protest that injustice.

 

Hm, I thought that was supposed to embed the video, pasting it like this?

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Finnish man describes his VCR collection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

[Fuck you, asshole!]

Fuck you, asshole!

[Corndog horndog seeking snog in Prague, can pay with Pogs]

Corndog horndog seeking snog in Prague, can pay with Pogs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPM85MCgqXo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYikTGwC30

 

His father starts yelling at him at around 54 seconds.

[I spent all day in the barbie queue but all I got was this lousy Ken doll]

I spent all day in the barbie queue but all I got was this lousy Ken doll

[see man do man, see wo-man d'wo-man]

see man do man, see wo-man d'wo-man

[quite frankly, my dear, i don't give a dog]

quite frankly, my dear, i don't give a dog

[I thought of a great catchphrase in the shower this morning but forgot it, so... eat beans, fruitcake!]

I thought of a great catchphrase in the shower this morning but forgot it, so... eat beans, fruitcake!

[i'm just so tired of all these caught phrases]

i'm just so tired of all these caught phrases

[I've heard of Batman vs Superman, but Aquaman vs Ghost Rider? Awwww yeah]

I've heard of Batman vs Superman, but Aquaman vs Ghost Rider? Awwww yeah

[as an ethical catchphrase enthusiast i practice catch-and-release phrasing]

as an ethical catchphrase enthusiast i practice catch-and-release phrasing

[Turn that frown upside down and chow down on my brown town, you saucy clown!]

Turn that frown upside down and chow down on my brown town, you saucy clown!

[I flipped my house and all I got was my pancake upside-down]

I flipped my house and all I got was my pancake upside-down

[It was the chicken breast of times, it was the liverwurst of times]

It was the chicken breast of times, it was the liverwurst of times

[Hey, if you're saying we got beef, I'm happy to bring the mustard!]

Hey, if you're saying we got beef, I'm happy to bring the mustard!

[You know what, hot dog? Go fuck yourself!]

You know what, hot dog? Go fuck yourself!

[What's the plan, nong man?]

What's the plan, nong man?

[Hot to trot hottentot bought fraught tater tot, wrought naught save a tot dot]

Hot to trot hottentot bought fraught tater tot, wrought naught save a tot dot

[If I had known I would be beside myself today I wouldn't have worn this 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt]

If I had known I would be beside myself today I wouldn't have worn this 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt

[If you booed the snood of this rude tude dude you best be shooed for tis of violence I allude]

If you booed the snood of this rude tude dude you best be shooed for tis of violence I allude

[Attention ladies: yes, the rumors are true - Microsoft is buying LinkedIn for $26 billion in cash, a 50% premium on current share prices!]

Attention ladies: yes, the rumors are true - Microsoft is buying LinkedIn for $26 billion in cash, a 50% premium on current share prices!