AprilFoolsRebel

It's surprising it didn't catch on...

You could spend a good portion of the show just talking about the fashion of the future - especially Simon Phoenix' overalls.

that someone was subsequently sued for malpractice.

to a full on sprint to the STD clinic.

Maybe the person has a single line of dialogue that doesn't add anything to the story. Maybe, they just appear then disappear never to be seen again. Maybe they spout some exposition or add some insight from out of nowhere. Why is that person even there? Speculations, please!

What a great pick! James Wan was being hailed for Saw (the first and only decent one in the series) when he did this one. It tried so hard to have that WTF moment at the end like Saw, or the Sixth Sense. But it was so telegraphed and so batshit crazy! And yes, MAJOR Donnie W acting here. The only real horror in this one is that it got made.

No one is going to visit a place called the Vomitorium.

But you end up spending twice as much on haircuts.

My biggest problem with Prometheus is the same problem I had with Terminator: Salvation...you have all these amazing elements, be it giant robots or alien creatures or whatever.Amazing set pieces. Pretty decent cast. HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO BORING!?

I say this as someone who has made a concerted effort to avoid watching Howard the Duck: GREAT EPISODE! And June? Don't let them doubt you again!

I like it because it made me hate the music of Billy Joel a little less. Only a little, mind you, but still impressive, right?

... if you like your eggs full of glass and Hepatitis.

...without the word 'da'....comrade.

Any catchphrase that uses "replete" gets a like from me!

...Mister Old-Fashioned was my father.

Am I the only one who wished this were remade as a crossover with "The Muppets Take Manhatten"?

Wow! Sounds like it's gonna be a great weekend to go to the beach!

Thank heaven I took that shelf defence class!

Man! I knew this movi was going to be bad based on the trailerrs alone. But after hearing this...it sounds WORSE than my low expectations!

I like to name drop but I don't actually know anyone famous. Is it okay for me to just pretend to know celebrities - and what do I do if someone calls me out on it?

Love it!

Good-bye, tight, constricting pants! And thank you legal loophole!

Next thing you know, Pete Rose has a restraining order against me.

Bill Diesel needs his own podcast - or TV show!

It's been rough. I know I myself have been dealing with: Lime Disease Olympic Phlegm Mile High Clubfoot Dishpan Hands Dry Skin Wet Skin Mole Skin The San Fransisco Teat Rubber Nipple Battle of the Network Stars Flashbacks NarcoPepsi (only when I drink certain sodas though) And an incresingly worse case of Katy Periodontitis My thanks to my fishermen friends who sent me a get whale soon card. It only hurts when I lagh, so a card that terrible was delightfully painless.