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    DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

    This one is a total guilty pleasure movie for me. It's totally stupid, got lots of lovely ladies, is bright and garrish, a ton of goofy action...I know it's crap but I can't resist!
  2. Well played! Great suggestion!
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    Devil (2010)

    I wish they would do a sequel to this one but all on a stopped escalator.
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    Jason X (2001)

    Hey, you think THAT'S impressive, don't overlook Jason's suddenly amazing skills in such things as archery in the remake/reboot/Michael Bay-ified Friday the 13th. He's a remarkably gifted athlete! Another potential topic movie... but you have to give the edge to Jason X with it's own, built-in review when one of the characters utters the line, "Oh, this sucks on so many levels!"
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    Lockout (2012)

    Can't deny the wonderful awesomeness of "Lockout." Guy Pearce was really channeling his inner '80s action star. In fact, the whole script seemed to be an '80s action movie in space. It just goes to show; Hollywood thinks you can take any premise and it gets 100% better by setting it in space.
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    Jason X (2001)

    How do you improve upon a near perfect series like the Friday the 13th franchise? Cyborg Jason. In the future. In space. And if that's not enough to sell it, there is an android with faulty magnetic nipples.
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    Best of 2012: Who You Got?

    Top ten: New York Mainstays Friends Without Words Out of Bleeps The Pancake Man Attack of the Shits Happy Endings Pitch Slapped Immortal Moustache
  8. The next best thing to playing accordian. This is (dramatic pause) Comedy Bang Bang.
  9. And so we begin Comedy Bang Bang.
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