AprilFoolsRebel
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That party at the hot dog factory was a real sausage-fest.
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I just ate a Michael Jackson single from 1987 and it left a Bad taste in my mouth.
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I'm boycotting Minute Rice until they change their misleading name to the more honest Five Minute Rice.
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I was in a hotel when someone yells, "fire!" And I was like, "HEY! NO SPOILERS!"
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They say if you love something, set it free... but they'll probably tell the police about how long you had them prisoner in your basement.
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I make mad stacks, working at the House of Pancakes, yo.
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Love and war, love and hate, love and life... man, Courtney Love sure dates a lot of people with weird names.
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I'm so allergic to bees, I can't even go to a Sting concert.
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Sly Stallone and the Family Stone had a Rocky relationship but that's how it is with Everyday People.
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As far as I'm concerned, urine is the original streaming service.
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Now that I'm an adult, I don't boycott things. I MANcott them.
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Diabetes confuses me because I don't really know what a betes is let alone what colour to dye it.
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You know your life is rough when the person who stole your identity returns it with a sympathy card.
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The problem with Smurf comedians is that they always work blue.
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That guy really knows how to hold a grudge. And, of course, grudge is what I call my penis.
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I just dropped off my Yamaha keyboard at the hospital because I'm an organ donor.
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Despite his efforts to raise awareness, the hippos would always remain hungry, hungry.
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We all know about emoticons. But what about emotiEXcons? Have we ever stopped to wonder how we can help integrate them back into society?
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Fuck you, hummingbirds! Learn the songs like all the other birds!
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He was so consumed by jealousy that when she took a pregnant pause, he would demand to know who the father was.
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