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I can't watch any of the Charlie Brown TV specials because I have a severe Peanuts allergy.
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After her terrible rendition of, "Dust in the Wind," Dorothy knew she wasn't in Kansas anymore.
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You'd think I'd do great playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" against Edward Scissorhands... but no.
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I just bought a bunch of paint stripper because naked paint is sexy.
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. The second greatest? Pulling a coin from behind your ear.
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Tang! The drink of frugal astronauts who won't spring for actual orange juice!
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I've got the eye of the tiger... now where's the rest of that tiger carcass?
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When I say "Comedy" you say... whatever you want. I'm not the boss of you.
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People always tell me I need to roll with the punches, but I'd really prefer it if people stopped punching me.
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Kelly Clarkson? I thought you were talking about Kelly, Clark's Son!
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Move over Hamburger Helper! Here comes Hot Dog Assistant!
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My spirit animal is a poodle made from a balloon at a child's birthday party.
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Being on "To Catch a Predator" is not considered "making a guest appearance.
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You sunk my Battleship and now I'll have to get another copy of that crappy movie because it was a gift from my mom.
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Like sand in the underpants, these are the days of your life.
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You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both and there you have...
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Have yourself a merry Little Richard Christmas...
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