AprilFoolsRebel
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"Well, I hope you're happy. You made the Pope quit his job."
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(Submitted on behalf of my daughter) I bet a knuckle sandwich would be pretty good if you took the bones out.
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90% of people who Wang Chung tonight will regret it the next day.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with two steps.
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A TRUE environmentalist uses BOTH sides of the toilet paper.
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After her terrible rendition of, "Dust in the Wind," Dorothy knew she wasn't in Kansas anymore.
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After Marky Mark left, the group stopped showering, thus truly becoming "the Funky Bunch."
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After years of scientific study and thousands of dollars in research grants, we can finally, definitively say...
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Al Gore went to the dentist to have someone look at An Inconvenient Tooth
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All saws are hand saws if you're cutting hands off with them.
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All the world's a stage and I'm still just an understudy.
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Apparently, the difference between scratching one's self and committing an indecent act...
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As a matter of fact, YES - my pants WERE already wet when I sat down.
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As far as I'm concerned, urine is the original streaming service.
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As I looked into her eyes and wiped a tear from her cheek, I knew part of me would always love her.
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As the setting sun ignited the evening sky and the sea air caressed their skin, he pulled her to him and softly, gently whispered...
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As they said at the trial of the man with one testicle, "the ball's in your court."
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