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    Megaforce (1982)

    I love that scene with the biker, but it should of had some cranky old guy on that plane saying, "SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!" after he gets the bike on the plane. I think I've watched that clip about 10 times today, at least. I still laugh my ass off each time.
  2. there is another in the room! where is my tinfoil hat and Unobtainium. I swear to god if I ever hear episode of coast-to-coast about the subject of talking to your plants. I'm going to fucking lose it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unDeh3b8Kk
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    Evil Toons (1992)

    I watched the trailer before reading what you wrote, and you read my mind. after I just clicked on the trailer as soon as I noticed it. I had to say it, are those porn stars? David Carradine, and porn stars, brilliant!!
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    Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)

    Please tell me it's got Jean-Claude Van Damme in it?
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    Left Behind (2014)

    I am so sorry I didn't notice this before. Can we do this movie instead, pauls already said Jason Mantzoukas not up to reviewing nick cage movies anymore. most likely because he wants to write them but he didn't say anything about Kirk Cameron!! Please don't take a sip when you watch this trailer. as soon as "Cloud 10 pictures" came up on the screen, I almost shot my coffee across the room. Sounds like Cloud 9 from outer space to me. Peace in the middle east and only christianity can bring it. Peace on you! did he say Namesake Entertainment, amazing!
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    Conan the Destroyer (1984)

    I agree it's just bad, it's by far no Red Sonja. and i'd rather see them do Kindergarten Cop before this one. But that's just me. Mind you it's got Grace Jones in it and we all know she's out standing in this film. Plus the magical performance of Princess Jehnna by actress Olivia d'Abo.
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    The Baby (1973)

    amazing.. This movie has got a pre M. Night Shyamalan to it.
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    Episode 94.5 — Minisode 94.5

    For get about it!!! I so wish Andrew Dice Clay was in glitter, such a let down...how can they make a 80's movie with out the dice man.. You guys know that Andrew Dice Clay was on Diff'rent Strokes. I would so love to see that episode. mind you it's most likely a big let down. Hey guys we got to get a Andrew Dice Clay movie going soon. please!!!
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    Guest Idea: Worst Idea Of All Time Podcast

    Yeah I am the same way. I'm watching grown-ups, the first one. I'm at the 20 minute mark have yet to laugh once. Best line so far " I want mommy's milk" that was sort of funny. Hey ladies I'm from Saskatoon. Worst Canadian accent I've ever heard in my life. I could of came up with a better line then that. so those are some of my highlights of that movie. it's really not so funny comedy as eveyrone here most likely already knows, feels forced at times. and you can tell Adam just called in all of his who's who buddy's at the last minute to star in the film. None of the other actors really add anything funny to the movie. here's Steve Buscemi. but he doesn't do anything with him other then show him with his short sort of off. it's really bad stuff. can't wait to watch grown ups 2. it's worst then the first. so why did they feel the need to make second one? FUCK...
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    halloween suggestions

    There's the movie The baby I watch this movie the other night it was really good. Was kind of funny, more funny then crazy. but still would make a entertaining podcast maybe.
  11. Snake Lee you should do a ehow video on this topic.
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    Episode 94.5 — Minisode 94.5

    like paul said like the guy at the apple store, enjoy. one part that is missing from this image that finishes it all for me. Here it is... BTW when I was searching for posters to make this masterpiece I found THIS
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    Episode 94.5 — Minisode 94.5

    Nick cage in Glitter would be the most amazing movie ever made. maybe we should start a kick start account in his name to raise money to get nick cage "Glitter 2 the later years" it just hit me, We have to wait another 2 week for "lol" god dam it!
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    Showgirls (1995)

    can we come up with a good working conspiracy theory as to why paul and the gang hasn't done this movie yet. I am thinking.
  15. Lando, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! lol ----------------------- as far as Shannon goes by changing the name of the topic. this tunes for you girl!. Far From Over-Frank Stallone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwyLOkbO5nw
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    Annie (2014)

    My first good movie that i remember seeing in a theater was Star wars, then that horrible Benji movie, Smokey and then Bandit, then Buck Rogers. we watched a lot of pink pather movies. I Remember seeing Grease at a drive inn and turning my head to watch Star wars playing on another drive inn theater . I knew the movie word for word by that time so I didn't need any audio track, I was such a geek. The second movie after Grease was The Nude Bomb. I remember having to wake my dad up after it ended, so we could go home. Big night at the movies. God Nude bomb was a bad movie.
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    Annie (2014)

    This movie needs Oprah Winfrey in it. I am so so sorry, PlanBFromOuterSpace. I didn't mean to torment you with this trailer. Maybe you could get some sort of disability pay off work out of the stress that this trailer has caused you. This wasn't that great of a movie the first time around. I remember being dragged to see this crap by my mom and dad when I was young.
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    Episode 94 — Glitter: LIVE!

    I didn't notice anything bad with the audio and I've got hyperacusis, so i tend to notice bad audio levels. especially over loud bass tones in movies, when people slap the mic in live comedy shows I feel that. Sounded really normal for a live show to me. listening to it on my iphone connected to my Klipsch THX spearkers two channel audio speakers, I don't notice anything annoying. If I am not noticing it then it's really nitpicky stuff. On another subject: One thing I would like to point out that I really enjoyed about the show was when paul played the director's commentary track. that was amazing...
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    halloween suggestions

    THE MCDONALD FAMILY! so is this a origin story about the beginnings of Ronald McDonald.. a happy love story about the Irish county side. So many questions come to mind when watching that trailer. Like it's called billy the kid, yet it clearly takes place in Ireland. the story starts off in what looks like the old 1900s but quickly turns to modern times with a biker and a chain saw? WHAT THE FUCK! May I add sheep loving to the mix. not sure if I could take this movie it looks too much like a carry on movie from the 1970s lot of people pointing out Jason X movie. going to have to check that out. thanks
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    halloween suggestions

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    LOL

    so there not at this one too. is that what your saying.. OHh great. Jason is so the life of this show. Edited note: sorry about that, I wrote that on my ipad with siri and it screwed it up and I just noticed because I am Dyslexic..
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    Glitter

    Maybe in the states but here in Canada, not happening. I have to dare say it, this movie didn't do much for me, Not a great pick for HDTGM. Mariah Carey singing got on my nerves at times. it was like hearing a seal in eat. she wasn't just singing she was making noises. You know when singers don't remember the words to their songs so they make shit up, something like that. Only song I liked in the movie was art of noise. Cameo's candy song was really bad, but made me smile. thinking about that old . that has got to be the worst music video of all time. and on that note I am out of here.
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    Episode 94 — Glitter: LIVE!

    Didn't really get what was up with Cameo's candy song. they made it seem like it was a Mariah Carey song but yet it wasn't. I had Shazam on the full time of the movie, didn't pickup it up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn8KYD1Vco0 BTW this has to be the worst music video of all time. Love that jock strap. award for best pick up line ever goes to "i had no idea you could blow like that! " Best part of movie was the bar scene and the what I like to call, the bring your child to work day.. it's a win win, as long as you don't work in a bar. then she does a call out to her child at the bar to point out her bad parenting skills. I am missing June and Jason with this podcast but I don't feel so bad it being this movie. I am beginning to think June and Jason both called in sick with a case of emergency hair washing.
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    Glitter

    Like to just take a moment give a shout out to my little daughter at the bar. Without her I don't think I can get through this horrible movie. Give it up for my little girl. What bar do they let little children sit at the bar. This must be New Orleans. Must be bring your daughter to work day When she gets onstage you can clearly see the family resemblance, not maybe she was adopted. oops guess she was white.
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    Showgirls (1995)

    I would bet money on it, They can't never not do show girls..
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