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ohh good I get to watch this movie again.. how come The Hottie & the Nottie has been over looked. I found this on the net. The rock group metro, metro-sexual. I like the dharma like logo. didn't know there was a metro station on the island. Personally i would of called this band "the tools" Remember that line from robocop, I'll buy that for a dollar,. well looks like you can buy this movie for a dollar too. Customer Review: 5stars By alexxis It's an amazing movie," This movie is my favorite movie ever I watch it pretty much every day on amazon instant video wouldn't mind owning a copy honestly. It's just amazing I love it"

Remember when we were kids and we shaved our junk in the same bathroom as our parents. Ohh you don't that's because no one ever normally does that. LOL Fucking hell.

Sly Sanders- so movies are being picked based on amazon reviews rather then us movie watchers here in the forums.I want to see a thank you to UPS for getting that package to the customer on a timely rate in the review. it's funny John Lovitz wasn't really all that annoying in this film. he is sort of a likeable dude in this film. I guess Dana Carvey is so over the top annoying that you don't notice John Lovitz at all. Cage on the other hand gives us nothing in this film he's really playing a part that any one could play. and not that normal crazy fun loving Cage performance that we have come to expect. on paper this movie looks like it should be bat shit crazy but it's really just a so so lets make a funny chirstmas movie. I think i was in a bad mood when I watched this because I didn't enjoy it at all. maybe it was my nick cage pillow was distracting me. it has that power to do that. I am not staying I am gay but if I was in prision and nick cage was my cell mate I would be in good hands. I'd never have to worry about having a cold night in the cell.

Trapped in Paradise Nicolas Cage, Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey Can we please have Christmas early, Please I'll be a good little boy and clean my room.. in all fairness I have not seen this movie yet and I am not sure how it got by me. but I will get it and watch it and get back to you all about it. please let me know what you think. the story line sounds a lot like reindeer games with banks. the trailer just looks crazy. I was reading about this movie on cracked 4 insane unknown backstores behind famous movies. They talk about Cobra and Beverly Hills Cop's stuff we already know but then Trapped in Paradise. "Lovitz calls it "Trapped in Shit." too funny. Update: what a find, by trying to find this movie on video i found this... the best god dam box set ever: Thank you amazon.com The Nicholas Cage Celebrity Pack (Raising Arizona / Kiss of Death / Trapped in Paradise) all of our favorite cage movie's in one box set. no need to waste your time with conair when you got Kiss of death and trapped in paradise. Ok you get one good movie. My mind is just blow away. I am giving this 5 stars.

Little bit like Greese. my favorite line is "does lucky chucky want to come out" I can't find a better picture but I asked my dad about it and he agreed that's really odd that he would tuck in a sweater like that. it's on cable all the time and we started watching it.

No one tucks in a cardigan like nick cage does.. plus in that clip if you look to the right that is Jim Carrey!

How dare you!! God i love that movie...

You can vote for it if you want it's a fun movie to watch may make a good show. I'm sorry. The movies don't always have to be bad movies to be how did this get made movies no where is it written that as a rule. I would endorse a show devoted to vampires kiss. I would call it a dark comedy. I don't think Nick Cage at any point takes himself seriously in that movie. Specially the scene with the teeth and the novelty store. I love that part of the movie. And the nightclub.

Seeing that I recommended this movie and I didn't watch it. So I decided to watch it .So who knew this film would suck. I was going to give you guys some notes and some detailed funny observations as I watched the movie and got so tired and angry I deleted everything I had written down. there really isn't anything funny about this movie. that would make it an exciting podcast. I am so so sorry. I wasted your time here

There really is no such thing as a bad Nicolas Cage movie as far as I am concerned..I've been pushing for Trapped in Paradise (1994) yet I have not watched it yet so I am notsure, I plan too but my vote is on that so far.. maybe tonight I'll watch it been saving it like a fine bottle of wine. just haven't been feeling like the old self anymore. Don't want to get into personal problems here. So I watch trapped in Paradise. and guess what it sucked. So I guess I'll retract that one. Vampires kiss is too easy a target to make fun of, as it's a made to be bad movie in my mind. it's a classic, some people would say con air is a classic too. Con Air would be great or The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans (2009) I love peggy sue got married and wild at heart are off limits if you want to be on my BFF list http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPUcNggb2xM any movie with nick cage singing in it is fucking magic as far as I am concerned.

#598 i would be more worried about the magic castle people coming after you for giving magic secrets.

I only just wanted to talk about The Fortress, I would of sworn there was a thread about it already. but all I could find was that Christopher Lambert thread. I wanted to talk about that movie because if I had to watch it then you guys have to hear me bitch about it. I want my two hours back of my life please!

Intestinate him! That's how I feel after watching this movie. Yep I just watch this movie. I thought their was a group already created for this. but I can't find it, anyone.? Wow this was a amazingly bad movie. t's like a cheap poor man's Total Recall style bad film. but never gets to the level of coolness that is total recall. I never heard of this movie tell you guys posted it out. This really was a painful film to watch. I still have to go with Highlander 2 on my vote of bad Christopher Lambert movies. it's just a lot more fun to watch.

Really, that and eat lots of pizza and brownies for some reason. then the magic marketing of this movie is working.

Was this the beginning and the end of Mick Jagger's magical acting career. Mind you this movie isn't really all that bad. I haven't seen it in a long time but its most likely can be found on some cable channel right now. This could be the future but only a back to the future sort of way, Broken timeline sense of future. a future that didn't happen but could of or did but in our time line didn't.

That sounds like a cool podcast, thanks for the link to it.

I enjoyed this movie too as a kid when it was first released under another title "benji" why do I remember Omar Sharif being in it for some odd reason. and yet I can't find him listed in it.. I am sure the story is the same plot-line.

I like this trailer, fuck showing scenes from the movie! lets just use the key words kids are saying in the 1960's like "groovy" and "turn on". are any of the people in this trailer in the movie? Like sammy davis jr.? You kids are going to love this movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd6OxYZigFU so in other words if you like doing drugs you'll love this movie? is that the marketing message, they are using.

"lets put the Christ back in Christmas". I don't think there hasn't been a Christmas here in my Household that his name "Christ" hasn't been some how mentioned. LOL maybe not in a good way... a very irish Christmas. btw I am not sure i want to watch this movie. I think I would rather have perfectly good teeth pulled first. I have to dare say it, this is no Trapped in Paradise . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5A8vQx5pCU message from Santa to the makers of this film.

I started this conspiracy theory and so far it's been yet to be proven untrue. none of the classics have yet to be done as HDTGM movies.

dreamtroit - I know, i know. any fucking time soon... I think they are saving this one like a Very fine bottle of wine. They know they can pull this puppy out and break it to the table anytime but they don't. This would be a great movie to review with The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story SET your PVR's if you still have one.

Some people think of Sean Connery and they think of James bond. I think of Sean Connery and I think of Zardoz. This is Sean Connery at his best people! at the prime of his life. it's all down hill from here and the end of his leading role days. Sean Connery walking around with his shirt off is like seeing a big wet dog that you once loved but lost, come running home. Five stars. They will never do this movie nor any movie that is prior to the 1980's.

how come all of the movies on HDTGM are made after the 1980's and none of them have yet to be prior to the 1980's.

where does this airlines fly to germany? by in time to the good old says of 1930s

What you bitching about, you don't have to filp the movie each hour, be thankfully. see it the way it was made to be seen, on laserdisc..LOL i don't really own this.but I love how it's in it's own plastic protective sleeve, I remember buying those fucking bags for my laser discs. Now those bags are most likely worth more then the movie it was protecting. Mind you I miss those days. You know they made three of these movies? I just learned that today looking at IMDB.