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all I have to say about this subject can be said in this youtube clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFt6MyiVx54 I love the look on that one kids face with his mouth open. at the 40 sec mark.

HEy i don't like kids ether we could be best friends forever! if you post in the future please don't post anymore then the Movie's Name and Year in the subject line please. it makes it too hard for others to find a film and recommend it here. I am beginning to think that paul's got a no nothing sooner then the 1980s rule because he has yet to do a film past the 1980's.Maybe i am wrong about this but what do I know.

I tried to watch this movie once, well tried once... was really painful. I would rather have a colonoscopy then watch this movie again because a colonoscopy, you get good pain killers.

one of the best movies i've seen so far this year.

may I ask is that a boy or a girl in that picture with gooby? btw at amazon.com site. it has a list of other items besides this movie that I found very interesting.

I get yeah, it's hard to justify the cost of a crappy movie you're most likely going to find yourself fast forwarding through anyway.

as soon as I noticed the dog being thrown in the water. that was it for me with this movie. I could not get the endless amount of mind blowing questions out of my head. like who's dog is that, was that intentianal or accidental. or was he simply teaching his dog to swim the easy way. When we got to the pink tutu, I started listen to the podcast on my stereo and watched the rest of the movie with the audio down... do you guys really watch all of this movie or do you find your self fast forwarding the film. When movies are this bad I have a lot of trouble paying attention. Find myself looking at my iphone a lot, checking messages and such. Getting back to that dog. My theory is on this is subject: if your heart is pure and your fath is strong. You're dog will walk on water, miracles do happen.

are you accusing paul scheer of throwing the dog in the water.?

"Under the skin" was a odd movie and yet I should of liked it but didn't, I was really looking forward to enjoying this movie and yet some how managed not to. it's got everything I like in a movie.. and I love Lars von Trier films so there. Hey, does anyone know where one would find the full Peter Fonda interview that was used in the show? is that all there is as the peggy lee song gones. ? Where does the rest of the world see Hotwives of Orlando paul?

Please note: You have to chick on it to have it replay. Thanks Seanotron, I sort of wondered if people would feel that or notice.I understand. Here is the link if your feeling like looking at a great work of art. btw I didn't make this. I coped someone elses work and posted the movie image. it's a full 3mbs. too big for a message board. because once we fill this group up with messages and images you start to feel the load. I know with the Jake Fogelnest, board you really feel the load on that page with all the you tube clips alone. I cut some frames and recompressed it down to a little under 1mb. I just had to uploaded that as fast as I could with out thinking. he opens that candy bar a lot faster now.. I like the origiral better because it captures the excitement of opening a willywonka candy bar only to find out it's this film.

you can take that publishers clearing house check to the bank. you know thats going to be good.

it's almost perfect now. If I could stop laughing at this. I could almost get this perfect. plus I can't find a photo of Paul with out his mouth open and head to the side. but I think it's funnier that way anyway. 4pm time: added the stupid stars to the logo and tried as hard as I could to fix the font so it looks like the original movie poster. I think this is a masterpiece if I do say so myself and at this point i am finished. -- Looking at this now, that it's done. Jason and June really look odd. My face really does hurt from laughing so much. I had a good time making this and Hope you all enjoy seeing it. You know what this film poster really looks like to me. a dinner theater production of Rhinestone. LOL Your going to love our golden crown buffet, and our chocolate fountain is a real show stopper. be sure to check out our other shows Next week. we've got Joyce DeWitt and Jamie Farr staring in grease, not to be missed event. at the Silkwater casino in laughlin Nevada.

bigger is better size

To be truthful I did enjoy Prometheus too. but a lot of people didn't. I think people got there expectation too high is all. people wanted to see another aliens movie and got something else. if you just forget about aliens and let it go it's a good movie all on it's own. This guy at badass digest sorta feels the same as me about the posters suckering for the movie. this was the inspiration to all of this madness I started here. I agree about Egyptian actors, where the hell is Omar Sharif. get doctor Zahi Hawass on the phone! this guy sort of runs the place and is an old friend of omars. he's the director of the Giza plateau or was. I've meet him, Zahi Hawass. he's a really nice guy and full of passion for Egypt Pyramid's and treasures. but like everything in Egypt you have to pay someone off to meet him. ooh the trailer is on apple's website now what timing. I read tonight also that Ridley is doing another religious movie called david. about king david. and Prometheus 2 is on it's way plus a mini Series called killing jesus is on coming to tv.

Bill Paxton seems like such a cool guy, the kind of guy you could hang out with. thanks for sharing that show.:-)

Maybe I should of done the ten commandments 2 poster. OR Prometheus 2 the beginning... LOL The parting of the red sea was caused by you guessed it, aliens.

One word "Prometheus" I haven't seen Noah yet. but I am looking forward to seeing it.

This movie looks amazing. I will check back when I've seen it. but based on the trailer I am sold..

For one reason this movie really reminded me of The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012). kids got that I pooped in my pants look on his face during the full length of the movie. We get to goto heaven and guess what, it rocked!. No really it rocked. Angels sing we will rock you by the rock band Queen. as requested by the little boy of the story. yep, I sure know the first thing i would do If I got hit by a car and almost died, Request music. ohh BTW don't ask to meet Freddie Mercury . NOPE... I wish I was fucking kidding here, but this really happens in this movie. and what the hell is little kid doing singing a song by queen. The one song that has that one line about mud on your face. but we all know it's not mud little boy! Really am shocked and surprised that Jesus wasn't played by Brad Pitt. that would of been the point of the movie that I would of literally lost it and switched it off. For me the title of this movie should of been "heaven, really!" you can tell that this film really wanted to be like "Field of dreams" meets "The Odd Life of Timothy Green" but was nothing like them in the sense that those movie are watchable. I could go all day about this movie and how bad it was.but have to stop and take a deep breath now. Part two The reckoning - god has a plan for you and he wants you to pay your bills on time! So after the little boy of the story gets sick and has goto the hospital for a life saving operation. That is successful btw no thanks to all of the townsfolk who are on there hands and knees praying for this poor child's life. They never get thanked. after little billy wakes up from his big trip to heaven. he tells his father that he got to meet buddy Christ and had gone to heaven. This upsets the father because he is not only a man of fath but is also a small town preacher/fireman. So what kind of wisdom and enlightenment does this little boy fresh from heaven have for his dad. he tells his dad that he should really pay the doctors bills right away. WHAT!!! No great message from the great beyond. God wants you to pay your dam doctors bills. So later, of course this great news that heaven is real gets around town fast, because after all it is a small town and people talk and so the townsfolk are all now pleased to hear the great news that there is a heaven and that it's now real, like it wasn't before. You would think especially the church group would be relieaved by all of this. Well not really, they are the least excited about this news. I guess the church followers some how feel threatened by this new change of events. Maybe they all know in there hearts that they are all going to hell, I don't know. This is really never fully explained in the story because you would think the one people who would be ticked pink by the idea of a real heaven being proven to exist would be the first to welcome the great news. Nope. Especially the fact that the attendance at the church is less then stellar and is mostly made up of the town's church committee group. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ewaCVARtM The only thing I don't really understand is the kid talks with mommy about him having two sisters. so am I to believe that mommy at one point had a abortion, is this the dark secret she's been hiding and the reason she doesn't want the kids story of heaven to be true. She's a sinner!!!

It just hit me who Buddy Christ from dogma looks like. could it be.

Ok I watched this last night it was OK at best. it wasn't really all that bad. it's no over the top but it was a good weekend movie. I like Johnny Depp so I really did enjoy this film, for what it was. I liked it better then the The Lone Ranger. Johnny Depp at times sort of breaks into Captain Jack Sparrow for a min or two during the movie. he can't seem to break away from that character. I got the feeling that Johnny Depp would do Jack Sparrow at kids birthday party's if the money was dropped on the table. he really should just walk away from that character. it feels like just doesn't give a dam anymore and just wants the money. but I still like him in that sold out artist sort of way. Yep I would watch a movie with Johnny Depp counting money..LOL and that movie would end with him smiling and saying thank you to the camara. This was really just the maxtrix 4 the beginning isn't it. as soon as Morgan Freeman showed up on camara i was like YES! That's what this movie needed. "Morgan Freeman" he was pointless in this movie.

I love this, the greatest story ever told..

Speaking of Blade Runner, when I watched the super duper directors "The Final Cut of Blade Runner " or the seconded milking as I call it. Ridley Scott at one point talks about how he wanted to originally made dune but never got the rights to it. David lynch had beat him to it. Alejandro Jodorowsky's should of done was sell that storyboard book as a limited edition coffee table style book. he could of made a lot of money with that book alone. wounder if it's on the bluray disc..

Yeah I don't like it when they direct kids as if they are adults, he was too self confident. much like Timothy Green child actor was, same face expressions with the knowing raised eyebrows. The Jim Carrey look as I call it. he does it a lot but it's funny. over compassionate look.