Clem Dawg

hey popcorn gallery, hit me with a few questions you might ask a total nobody who hasn't done jackshit

Please submit questions for Scuzzman.

Popcorn gallery. Get your questions ready for Jeff Dunham and his cavalcade of characters.

Paul Rust coming in today. Hit him wit da P Corn Qs.

hello team, if hayzie bone and clem dawg were putting together a "best of" episode, what are some clips or segments that you would want included? also, no pitch perfect 2 spoilers in this thread, please. hayes is still working his way through the first one. said he only needs "like 4 or 5 or 6 more nights."

Hey PCG, We got Alex Anfanger from Big Time in Hollywood Florida and Next Time On Lonny. He might bring a friend too so I guess maybe ask them questions. Whatever. I barely care.

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ok. cody just made this number show up on the tv at this restaurant! 347-514-WOLF (9653)

HandbookHeads, we were thinking of letting you guys officially welcome hayes back to planet earth with another very special call-in episode tomorrow. bear in mind, i don't know who our engineer is or how to contact them. i don't know the phone number to give you, and we don't have a call screener. cody??? you in these wires??? can you read this??? make my screen blink once if you can see me... hmmm... it blinked three times. wonder what that means. anyway, please get your dialing fingers ready tomorrow at 10AM PST. we wll be taking an hour of calls and the funniest/smartest/nicest one wins the pro version. more info to come, i hope...

Good news popcorn gang. My sometime assistant domnick dorkus finally did something right and said that he is bringing screen legend Goldie Hawn to the studio as a guest tomorrow. He was vague about how he knows her but I'm sure he will come through. Please get your private Benjamin, wildcats, first wives club and just everything questions ready. Overboard!? Bird on a wire!? Guys this gallery better ask some good popcorns.

RanRan, I like your album. BUT, while it is good and does technically rock, the song called "Movies" is obviously an encroachment on the audio properties of me and Mister Hayes. Please change the song to either be about something we haven't already taught everyone at the libarry everything about already or make it mention me and Hayes before every time you say movies. I do NOT wanna have to get LegalZoom involved. You know I have their number cuz another podcast I do commercials on is friends with them. I rest my case and it's s-staind.

No. That is me. I like Geoff Sanderson and Kevin Dinean and THAT'S IT Go whale

Before you guys ask, no I didn't buy anyone any drinks. Hayes has a lot of money and he uses it to manipulate people. I did offer to reimburse Andy kneis for his shirt cuz he wouldn't shut up about how expensive it was.

Hey guys, I'm back and I'm fine. It's the real Clem Dawg and not some kind of android machine that they replaced clem dawg with because he got too close to the truth when he asked who would have the most to gain from saying we should stop reporting juffyman. All normal posts from here. Drink Pepsi.

Guess we all know whose side "Shannon" is on, right gang? Hang on, there's someone at my door. "Hello there, what kind of machine is tha-- AHHHHH!!! OHHHH MYYY GAHHHH!!! TELL MY STORY FORUMERS!!! DONT LET THE TRUTH DIE WITH ME!!!"