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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090196/ Two reporters travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein, and encounter such kooky creatures as the sensitive Wolfman, the horny Vampiress Odette, as well as a whole cast of other weirdos.

The Turkey twerked his tired tail, The Cranberries comboed well with cooked Kale, and sad Scotty Scott simply sat, slowly singing Vicki Vale, Vicki Vale.

Matt said he was looking for the name of the man who yelled at the trumpet player. His name is Douglas Levison. He is a founder of the Flower Power Creative. http://www.flowerpowercreative.com/ Someone recently prank called him and uploaded the audio. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeChbRBJK6Q

Scott Aukerman - “I woke up with a spider in my bed today. Man, I need to quit drinking bleach.” Welcome to the show! This is Comedy Bang Bang. Thanks for that catch phrase submission from Big Mac Baby Daddy. Scott Aukerman - Im not sure if well use it on the show, but well sure try, and you know what they say...you've got to try till you die, and I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I think about it every night and day, like a big pizza pie in the sky. Rest in Peace R. Kelley. Amen. Guest - Is this still the catchphrase? Cause that made no sense. Scott Aukerman – Yes we are still doing the catchphrase, some idiot decided to do a super long catchphrase and were even bigger idiots for having chosen it! Guest - Wow what fools we are! Aaaaaaaanyway, Scott I wanted to ask you if you ever plucked your own pubes and glued them to a pickle? Scott Aukerman – How dare you! You're remind me of alternative rock singer Beck's breakthrough single...A LOSER! Guest – It's true. It's just that I have a twisted fascination/fetish with alliteration. Pickle pubes really pluck my panda's pachyderm. (Sex Grunt) Scott Aukerman – Ew, you are disgusting...anyway I'm the Choctaw and um... I guess were still doing this catchphrase? I lost track. Guest – Really? This catchphrase conversation can't continue! Oooooh Boy! Scott Aukerman – Oh wait I found the pages. (Page flipping noise) Scott Aukerman - Ok don't worry, we only have a few more lines. Guest – Venusaur! Vileplume! Victreebel! Vulpix! Scott Aukerman – Come on Man! That wasn't even a sentence. Those are just Pokemon that Ash Ketchum caught on his epic journey across the Kanto region. Guest - Sorry, sorry, sorry. Scott Aukerman – I hate you. Well, finally were at the end. Now we bow to each other even though the listeners can't see it and never will. (Scott Aukerman and Guest bow to each other) Scott Aukerman & Guest (In Unison and singing) – THE END!

The Battle of The Earwolf and the Mouthpuma Chapter 69...and so it came to pass that the Earwolf triumphed over the Mouthpuma, forever cementing his dominance in the wild Podlands. He finally laid himself to rest under the branches of the giant chestnut tree, choosing to take a long slumber after his arduous battle. He knew that when he woke up it would be a brighter world, a better one. At least he hoped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sswcpZDm9kY

http://www.youtube.c...LhrHVySgA#t=61

man has sex with cars

Jason Alexander, Glenn Shadix, Eric Lloyd, Rupert Everett, Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) Staring Sam the Orangutan as Dunston A monkey checks into a 5 star hotel in order to steal priceless jewels. He befriends the son of the hotel manager and turns over a new leaf. Hunted by his former jewel thief master as well as a agent sent from the animal control unit, wacky hijinks ensue. Horrible overacting, Horrible jokes with bizarre timing, Monkey jokes galore, and a amazing sex scene (IN A KIDS MOVIE) where a monkey basically rapes a unsuspecting hotel guest and brings her to orgasm

Kwiswatz Haderach, give a dog a bone!

There's nothing better then a lunch time abortion

If you only give a 10% tip, then you can't really call it penetration

rocket societies, Hurricane devices, Top secret telepathic inventions, cameras that disappear in thin air, Space vacations and advertising STOP THE 12 GALAXIES

Little did Colonel Custer know he would be reborn as a giant hamster, VIVA LA FRANCE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WEJ5Zad84ns#!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4sxguMfo1s&list=LLqdUHyduSwnXZIAs0gAQ0WA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAMsPTbTORA&list=LLqdUHyduSwnXZIAs0gAQ0WA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9d1_OWnSCc&list=LLqdUHyduSwnXZIAs0gAQ0WA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wKWjvUD50&list=LLqdUHyduSwnXZIAs0gAQ0WA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-35PYqMQfY

"Can you really catch a phrase?...WOAH man im stoned"