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  1. dlo burns

    EPISODE 104 — ZARDOZ 2

    No, I think Ghostbusters is just a showing & talk Paul is hosting.
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    EPISODE 104 — ZARDOZ 2

    I'm surprised nobody has talked about June mentioning that her family only had a tv in the kitchen.
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    EPISODE 586 - Hunty

    Oh yeah, he was on the show http://www.earwolf.com/person/guy-branum/
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    A Thousand Words

    PESTICIDES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
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    EPISODE 103 — Zardoz

    Do you really need to?
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    Seventh Son (2015)

    A friend saw it and said it felt like it was trying to be a Skyrim movie rather than what it was adapted from.
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    EPISODE 103 — Zardoz

    2 Zar 2 Doz Also: Zardoz: How Consuella Got Her Groove Back
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    EPISODE 103 — Zardoz

    Most of it was "I was a bit over amtious at the time" and lots of "Yes, this effect was created in camera, since we didn't have computers in those days — and the dreadful things do everything now" I would say it's one of the best regular commentarys since he actually knows his own movie and explains it; as opposed to my favorite commentator ArnoldSchwarzenegger, who just tells you what's going on the screen like you're blind and he hasn't seen the movie in decades. Total Recall: https://www.youtube....h?v=zP1fgSgWOHI Conan: https://www.youtube....h?v=GSqnFxVaIx4 Carnival: https://www.youtube....h?v=0uSghEXdJDc
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    EPISODE 578 - Shirley Q. Liquor and RuPaul

    looks pretty bad to me.
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    EPISODE 103 — Zardoz

    Oh right, I totally get what you are saying, I thought you were just questioning the dates. Also, 2293? What an arbitrary year. Looking on wikipedia there's nothing specific happening then.
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    EPISODE 103 — Zardoz

    Well the establishing date is right up front after Arthur's head takes a slow dive. (Also I would like to point out that the credits font usage is sooo 70's, in that quasi-LotR 'return to nature' way). The '300 years' line I'm rather sure is spoken by that Original Eternal, the one in the bed in the old folks home - also the same one saying that there was nothing to be found in space and gave the history on the Tabernacle.
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    EPISODE 103 — Zardoz

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnP0aPwccGU
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    The Nutcracker in 3D (2010)

    Man oh man, after looking up info on Andrei Konchalovsky because he directed Tango & Cash I was reminded of this existentialist wall of bonkers.
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    Zoom (2006)

    My first thought was "Why would you rag on a good ?" and the second "Wait, they never made that show into a movie! How would that even work?"
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    The Interview

    Why that's noted Yo Is This Racist & Sklarboro Country Guest Randall Park
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    Episode 554 - Bitch In Quotes

    Wait, this isn't about dog breeding? ...I'll see myself out
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    Episode 100 — Junior

    I think the justification they could of given for that preg-camp was that DeVito's character knew a doc who worked there, who could give a third opinion, and keep it on the down low.
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    Episode 544 - Anglo Pride

    have more Slaxton pride, ya know?
  19. For me one of the biggest parts of the whole Bond thing are the (highly variable in quality) tie in video games, with Goldeneye obviously coming in up top, and the Tomb Raider knock off The World is Not Enough probably being the worst. So I thought there was an NES game since it was the mid 80's, but apparently I made that up. On the other hand there is a Commodore 64 one that looks stiffer than Rodger Moore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qJxYDSD40M&t=29s
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    Episode 532 - New Annie

    Lil' Orphan Annie comes from comic strips, which were weird as shit.
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    Episode 98.5 — Minisode 98.5

    Dolph and Grace were the perfect couple.
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    Saving Christmas (2014)

    I think that's why it would be a bad movie for them to do, since it's basically a glorified sermon with no production.
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    LOL

    I regret not registering as Roll Fizzlebeef
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    ELO + OJN - Xanadu

    Well if you want something to last more than a few years you're going to have to have it hand painted or find a super specialized printer. I think Malone doing the covers is for sign painters like a 'show only the most romantic-glamorous part of the job' hollywood thing, just like how most architects never hand draft blue prints.
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