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    Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!
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    Babe in the country, pig in the city.
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    Babe in the country, pig in the city.
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    Worst-case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.
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    Jokesters gonna jokest.
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    Worst case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.
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    Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food burns up!
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    One great way to cut out the middle man is by baking your bread just a little longer so you get a loaf of toast!
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    Will they fit in there with their salad hats on?
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    My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.
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    The kindest man in the world would not allow a little raccoon to steal his eyeball.
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    I'm a piece of bread.

    Schnickpot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I'm a piece of bread.
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    I hate the dawn when it peeks nosily over the unseen horizon, but soon, light hugs the sky blue and I assume it as a comfort.
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    When making robot soup, remember beeps and boops beat beets and boots.
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    Bookstores should really offer to heat up your book for you when you buy it.
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    If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich!
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    Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.
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    Bootlicker? I hardly boot know her!
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    A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.
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    Old Man River, Young Woman Sea, Middle-aged Side-by-side Estuary, Coffee, Milk, Tea.
  21. Schnickpot
    Stop reporting the whether, and start reporting the if.
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    All letters are bookmarks, really.
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    Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!
  24. Schnickpot
    Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!
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    “A walk’s as good as a hit.” -Albert Camus
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