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Schnickpot

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  1. Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!
  2. Babe in the country, pig in the city.
  3. Babe in the country, pig in the city.
  4. Worst-case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.
  5. Jokesters gonna jokest.
  6. Worst case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.
  7. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food burns up!
  8. One great way to cut out the middle man is by baking your bread just a little longer so you get a loaf of toast!
  9. Will they fit in there with their salad hats on?
  10. My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.
  11. The kindest man in the world would not allow a little raccoon to steal his eyeball.
  12. I'm a piece of bread.
  13. I hate the dawn when it peeks nosily over the unseen horizon, but soon, light hugs the sky blue and I assume it as a comfort.
  14. When making robot soup, remember beeps and boops beat beets and boots.
  15. Bookstores should really offer to heat up your book for you when you buy it.
  16. If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich!
  17. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.
  18. Bootlicker? I hardly boot know her!
  19. A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.
  20. Old Man River, Young Woman Sea, Middle-aged Side-by-side Estuary, Coffee, Milk, Tea.
  21. Stop reporting the whether, and start reporting the if.
  22. All letters are bookmarks, really.
  23. Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!
  24. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!
  25. “A walk’s as good as a hit.” -Albert Camus
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