Schnickpot
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Hey, could you please downward purge the black tartareous cold infernal dregs adverse to life? Thanks!
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So I couldn't make the dress. Then I went to the store, but they were out of sequins.
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When you walk through a door it's like the door is a mouth that is eating you.
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The only thing keeping me from punching that guy was that I didn't want to. And that he was so nice and good to everyone. And that I have no hands.
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A Chinese finger trap can't work if you don't have any fingers. Who's trapped now?!
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A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.
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Don't be afraid of that dog-computer, its megabark is worse than its megabite.
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There's nothing wrong with messing everything up out of sheer incompetence and then lying about it!
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Stop filling your pockets with miniature Englands, we have a dentist to thank!
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Thus far extend, thus far thy bounds, this be thy just Circumference, O World.
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Holy Monday, Easter Tuesday, Sandwich Wednesday, Marble Thursday, Cable Friday, Baby Saturday, Knuckle Sunday?!
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There's nothing wrong with a little whale replacement.
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Marlon suddenly snarled, startling Temperance, Charlie's turtle.
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Take from the dresser of deal, lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet on which she embroidered fantails once and spread it so as to cover her face.
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We do not speak to you. Is there one "you"/To christen, listen to words which will bear/One quiet cross from "is" to endless end?
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Take off that coat or you won't get wet when you come in from the house to play rain tennis on the sunken lake.
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Your brow is your forehead, but your eyebrows are mustaches above each of your eyes.
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Of man's first disobedience, and the fruit of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste brought death into the world, and all our woe, with loss of Eden
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Well done, you vomity chain gang. Crime's not soccer, Fran!
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