Schnickpot
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Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.
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And that was the last time anyone heard about little Morley’s invisible bank vault again.
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Cancel all my elevator rides, yours truly is on ladder leave!
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Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday!
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If you have built bouncy castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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To be Frank, Sinatra simply had to keep paying the mob to protect him from name-robbers.
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You know what’s cooler than a millipede? A billipede.
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Whenever Helen needs effervescent refreshments, she tells her expert brewer: “Brew me the best beer ever brewed.”
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With firm will, I finish climbing, hiking till I find this inviting inn, in which I might sit, dining.
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My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.
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The kindest man in the world would not allow a little raccoon to steal his eyeball.
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Forsooth, this will bore Ruth, but the core truth is that a war booth full of stored youth is much more couth than a poor sleuth with a sore tooth.
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The term “record label” originally referred to the literal label in the middle of a phonograph record.
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Ever since the umbrella rinse was installed the bald fuzz-heads have fledged.
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Left to their own devices, most termites chew Wooden Chew brand wood.
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What do potato chips taste like again? Oh yeah, crunchy.
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My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.
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Beep? Boop? What are you, some sort of misspoken rowboat??
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