Schnickpot
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What do potato chips taste like again? Oh yeah, crunchy.
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Hey God, replace the “three” key on your calculator with a Jesus emoji and the Holy Ghost will do the math.
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If you're trying to choose a new head, why not loosen the thistle-bred wheelbarrow listener instead?
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Consume your daily ear rations for fear of lashings out before the daily bread is baked.
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When you count, make sure to start with “one,” and then follow that up with “two,” before proceeding on to “three,” and then “fip,” et cetera.
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He was so bundled up, onions got jealous when he wafted by their observation tanks on that cold Julvember aftermorn.
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You can’t stop up a prop closet by positing mop bosses, Gandhi.
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Step aside, Widestepper, your salt has been replaced with pepper.
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They call it paper but I've never seen it issue a papal decree.
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I’ll keep chewing my way through these tomatoes until your delicious wishes are history’s distant mysteries.
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This is not a quill store, please quit plucking pencils, Plato.
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Hold on to your hands and fold on to your feet, here comes the boy who never stands for fear the cold will steal his seat!
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Oh that this too too chocolate ice cream would malt, blend, and resolve itself into a milkshake.
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Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.
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Plants have leaves, clocks have weaves, ropes have feet, and hands have socks.
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When people say “Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!” do the first two “yes”s count towards the thousand or is the real total one thousand and two?
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Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.
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Please promise me you’ll get these pants tightened by Friday.
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Mister Rogers and Kurt Cobain may have dressed the same, but they had different names.
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Cancel all my elevator rides, yours truly is on ladder leave!
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Captains wear tin caps, and sheriffs share riffs, but fire marshals never blow out marshmallow fires.
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Those roof tiles could use a good buttering up before the Big Bounce.
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The little boat of my genius now hoists its sail to run over better waters, leaving behind a sea so cruel.
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