Schnickpot
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Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my friend with the gut flora deficiency.
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There's a bullseye in my cornflakes and its name is Mighty Rick.
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Yell at me one more time, and I'll tape your tongue to the strawberry wall.
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Left to their own devices, most termites chew Wooden Chew brand wood.
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What do potato chips taste like again? Oh yeah, crunchy.
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Ever since I enrolled in grocery school, my bagging account has been through the roof!
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Can it really be possible for two P Diddies to sign my microphone? Of course: the P stands for pencils!
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My lips are moving faster than my mouth as I say this.
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Put your pizza in reverse, I'll slice you out of town.
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Next time you find yourself in a jam, just ask yourself: "major or minor peanut butter?"
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What's more uncomfortable than a porcupine doing your taxes? Two porcupines doing your taxes.
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When making robot soup, remember beeps and boops beat beets and boots.
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It sure would be nice if shelves were just little roads that cars didn't drive on.
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Long, long ago, when tigers smoked pipes and magpies talked, there was a woodcutter who cared for his widowed mother on Diamond Mountain.
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Be sure to rinse your fingers with Prince Finger's Finger Rinse to prevent lingering fingerprints from beleaguering the late singer Prince.
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When you think about it, bread's really just a bunch of crumbs stuck together.
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Life isn't about finding your socks. Life is about creating your socks.
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