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    Boulders, lobsters, pebbles, crawfish, sand, crabs, clay, Leonardo da Pinchy.

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    There's nothing in the rules that says a batter can't catch the baseball and raise it as his own.

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    Her scream flowed freely, then its stream slowed nearly to a trickle, then it flickered back to icy silence, dotted by some coughing islands.

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    And they were known forever after as “Flapping Jack and Miss Maple.”

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    A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

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    You had me at “Zorp zorp thimby slatch.”

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    There’s nothing but skin under there.

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    Sleep, sleep, General Darling, stop crying for your battle.

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    Allow me to antroduce my mother’s sister, Queen Vanillion, and her million children.

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    Ever notice that “tangible” spelled backwards is “elbow-gnat?”

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    If all the girls in the world were mine, I'd trade them for loaves of bread, and then give all the loaves to the girl I liked best.

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    Bread is nature's paper.

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    They call me Jimmy One Time because I say everything once. I'm gonna go get the papers.

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    Take from the dresser of deal, lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet on which she embroidered fantails once and spread it so as to cover her face.

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    Left to their own devices, most termites chew Wooden Chew brand wood.

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    Bread is nature's paper.

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    If it's breadible, it's edible, your honor.

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    If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich.

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    A sandwich without bread is like a face without a head.

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    There are two ways off this ship: the fun way, and the easy way.

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    This catchphrase intentionally left blank.

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    We reach the region of the year where Dream's dominion slowly swallows Waking's sallow soil.

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    How about a sundress for that smörgåsbord?

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    Come, tie his body to my horse's tail; along the field I will the Trojan trail.

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    Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!

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