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    I still don’t exactly understand how scissors work.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Kel is ripping us apart over this outregis celery recipe, so please philb him in on our strict no-skepticism policy.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!

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  4.  

    Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey God, replace the “three” key on your calculator with a Jesus emoji and the Holy Ghost will do the math.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The glory of the guy who moves all penetrates the universe, shining in one part more and less in another.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Tell off the slothful hat-doffers as often as possibly lawful in this loathsome carnival raffle of awful options.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Lungfuls of sung pearls will soon be flung sullenly from one world to none.

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    When life hands you potatoes, make lemonade.

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  10.  

    Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  11.  

    How about some polka STRIPES, Your Highness?

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  12.  

    My pony has a confusing ponytail.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The little boat of my genius now hoists its sail to run over better waters, leaving behind a sea so cruel.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a coupon for free meals for life and you feed him for life.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Please, just give me six hundred hints!

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Amen Plugs

    By Schnickpot, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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    Mozart may have invented the light bulb, but Thomas Basketball invented the Easter basket.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Will they fit in there with their salad hats on?

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    Please squeeze when ready.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  20.  

    And so we vegetable again, Mister Disconnect.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  21.  

    There are no punctuation marks in clown prison, Billy Winthrop.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    That’s all well and good, but how do you expect to recoup the tiny-umbrella cost‽

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Count down ten seconds for a minute and I’ll give you all your watches back.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Make up your mind: tuba shoes or tuna sandals?

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bread is nature's paper.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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