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They say ignorance is bliss, but I don't know what either of those words mean.

By Colt, April 17, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- March 4, 2014
If I die tomorrow, remember that I could predict the future.

By Colt, July 22, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 2 replies
- 887 views
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- July 24, 2013
Now that summer is behind us, I’ll finally be able to tan the back of my arms.

By Colt, September 8, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 1 reply
- 1035 views
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- September 9, 2013
Four bucks for movie theater popcorn? Back in my day gas only cost thirty five cents!

By Colt, June 21, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 611 views
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- June 21, 2013
What's new, sourpuss?

By Colt, June 2, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 738 views
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- June 2, 2013
Life moves pretty fast, so stop smelling the roses and instead learn how to slow down time.

By Colt, April 17, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 664 views
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- April 17, 2013
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your husband if you're a practicing Islamic woman.

By Colt, May 21, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 645 views
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- May 21, 2013
Love is contagious, especially when you have herpes.

By Colt, May 20, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 628 views
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- May 20, 2013
If driving a convertible is so cool, then why do kids always throw eggs at me?

By Colt, May 23, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 787 views
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- May 23, 2013
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me twenty dollars.

By Colt, May 23, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 647 views
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- May 23, 2013
The following program contains graphic nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.

By Colt, May 26, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 875 views
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- May 26, 2013
If you don't stand for something, you'll get bed sores.

By Colt, May 30, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 644 views
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- May 30, 2013
Time flies when you're talking to a nun.

By Colt, June 4, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 676 views
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- June 4, 2013
Dear diary, I'm talking to books again.

By Colt, June 7, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 801 views
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- June 7, 2013
To become one with nature, is to enter a very committed relationship with Bear Grylls.

By Colt, June 11, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 669 views
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- June 11, 2013
Denial? What's a river in Egypt have to do with me being an alcoholic?

By Colt, June 11, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 677 views
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- June 11, 2013
If I told you I love you, would that make up for me harlem shaking at your sisters wedding?

By Colt, June 18, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 656 views
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- June 18, 2013
I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum, and I already lost my foot to type two diabetes.

By Colt, June 19, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 624 views
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- June 19, 2013
It’s been a long, strange clip show.

By Colt, July 1, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 630 views
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- July 1, 2013
I have come to night school to learn two things, and that is to count.

By Colt, July 3, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 526 views
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- July 3, 2013
After thinking it over, tomorrow actually sounds like a better day to die hard.

By Colt, July 3, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 573 views
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- July 3, 2013
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again.

By Colt, July 9, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 655 views
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- July 9, 2013
Regardless of what others might think, I don't believe Armie Hammer is a tool.

By Colt, July 9, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 630 views
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- July 9, 2013
Follow your Heart, because you never know how many tours your favorite band will do.

By Colt, July 24, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 536 views
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- July 24, 2013
Is it just me, or did last night feel like only yesterday?

By Colt, August 3, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 652 views
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- August 3, 2013

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They say ignorance is bliss, but I don't know what either of those words mean.

If I die tomorrow, remember that I could predict the future.

Now that summer is behind us, I’ll finally be able to tan the back of my arms.

Four bucks for movie theater popcorn? Back in my day gas only cost thirty five cents!

What's new, sourpuss?

Life moves pretty fast, so stop smelling the roses and instead learn how to slow down time.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your husband if you're a practicing Islamic woman.

Love is contagious, especially when you have herpes.

If driving a convertible is so cool, then why do kids always throw eggs at me?

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me twenty dollars.

The following program contains graphic nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.

If you don't stand for something, you'll get bed sores.

Time flies when you're talking to a nun.

Dear diary, I'm talking to books again.

To become one with nature, is to enter a very committed relationship with Bear Grylls.

Denial? What's a river in Egypt have to do with me being an alcoholic?

If I told you I love you, would that make up for me harlem shaking at your sisters wedding?

I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum, and I already lost my foot to type two diabetes.

It’s been a long, strange clip show.

I have come to night school to learn two things, and that is to count.

After thinking it over, tomorrow actually sounds like a better day to die hard.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Regardless of what others might think, I don't believe Armie Hammer is a tool.

Follow your Heart, because you never know how many tours your favorite band will do.

Is it just me, or did last night feel like only yesterday?

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