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Colt

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    Life is not a game, unless we're talking about the board game Life.

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    I'd say liking geometry makes you a square, but I don't want to come off as a rudimentary angle.

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    I have a dream every night, but nobody acknowledges my part in the civil rights movement.

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    With the high prices of gas, I think we'd be better off drinking water.

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    If my refrigerator ever stops running, I'll have no faith in excercise.

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    No shirts? No shoes? This is the worst clothing store I've ever shopped at!

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    Is it just me, or is our social security number 473-892-063-181?

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    For those of you disappointed about missing the Pawn Stars marathon last weekend, just remember that the History Channel always repeats itself.

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    If I were to win the lottery, the first thing I'd do is quit fantasizing about hypothetical situations.

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    It may be hypocritical of me to say, but I think hippos are really ugly.

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    Well-behaved women rarely get murdered by the Kennedy's.

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    A co-worker recently said to me: "Surely, you must be excited be for the weekend." I said "I am. And thanks for referring to me by my real name...

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    I hate to be a party pooper, but uncontrollable bowel syndrome is no joke.

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    We all know Dr. Dre's a great rapper, but how good is he at open-heart surgery?

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    Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge an hourly rate for lessons.

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