Colt
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After thinking it over, tomorrow actually sounds like a better day to die hard.
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I have come to night school to learn two things, and that is to count.
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It’s been a long, strange clip show.
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Four bucks for movie theater popcorn? Back in my day gas only cost thirty five cents!
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I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum, and I already lost my foot to type two diabetes.
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If I told you I love you, would that make up for me harlem shaking at your sisters wedding?
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To become one with nature, is to enter a very committed relationship with Bear Grylls.
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Denial? What's a river in Egypt have to do with me being an alcoholic?
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Dear diary, I'm talking to books again.
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Time flies when you're talking to a nun.
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What's new, sourpuss?
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If you don't stand for something, you'll get bed sores.
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The following program contains graphic nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me twenty dollars.
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If driving a convertible is so cool, then why do kids always throw eggs at me?
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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your husband if you're a practicing Islamic woman.
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Love is contagious, especially when you have herpes.
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They say ignorance is bliss, but I don't know what either of those words mean.
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Life moves pretty fast, so smelling the roses and instead learn how to slow down time.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again.