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    Double Jeopardy (1999)

    Watched this the other day and realized that up until now, I had 100% believed the premise of this movie since first watching it as a teenager. It'd never even occured to me that of course its fucking nonsense that if your wrongly accused of a crime, you dont then immediately get to commit that crime consequence free if you're released.
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    Double Jeopardy (1999)

    Watched this again recently and realized that it's essentially the concluding chapter in the Fugitive/U.S. Marshalls films.
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    Bamboozled (2000)

    I like most of Spike Lee's movies, but this was a fucking weird one. I also don't think i'll ever forgive it for further legitimizing (in his own head) that Michael Rappaport is an unofficial member of the black community.
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    Meet Wally Sparks (1997)

    If Paul, June and Jason ever want to cover a Rodney Dangerfield movie and not worry about ending up on some kind of list or registry, this would be a solid choice.
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    Rover Dangerfield (1991)

    Rodney Dangerfield as animated dog just trying to get some respect.
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    Rover Dangerfield (1991)

    This and Rock a Doodle were both broadcast nonstop on HBO when I was a kid, and Rock A Doodle is pretty fucking weird in its own right. I think they'd make for a pretty good pair of liveshows if the gang ever decides to cover some animated movies. Bebe's Kids would also a be a solid pick as well.
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    Meet The Applegates (1990)

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    Spawn (1997)

    Jamie Foxx is a good enough actor that I am genuinely interested to see what he does with the role, that said he's terribly miscast and Bushmaster would have been an infinitely better decision. I understand that it was a non decision from the studio's perspective, there wasn't a chance in hell that they would cast a relatively unknown actor instead of Jamie Foxx. But I still think they made a fundamental mistake going for a bit of stunt casting rather than finding someone who really wants to make something out of the role.
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    The Core (2003)

    The science in this movie was so bad, Dustin Hoffman started a foundation to help scientists and filmmakers collaborate so that films like this have a better grasp on the science featured in their movies. Neil Degrasse Tyson who loves tearing apart the garbage science in movies has said that it's pointless for him to break down what the movie got wrong because EVERYTHING was wrong.
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    Starship Troopers (1997)

    I am disappointed we never got to see his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Rules of Attraction.
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    Mother! (2017)

    This is my favorite review of this movie as it pretty bluntly captures my feelings on this as well. "It’s a really good movie, and I hated watching every minute of it."
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    Mother! (2017)

    I've posted this one before as well and absolutely agree it would be fascinating to hear everyone's take on this very divisive movie.
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    Clifford (1994)

    Yea if everyone was rightfully punished for their crimes everyone except Mary Steenburgen would be in jail for the rest of their lives. Martin Short almost caused a plane to crash, stole someones dog, called in a fake bomb threat, made an actual bomb and tried to assume another childs identity over the course of a weekend. Grodin kidnapped a child and used robotic dinosaurs as a psychological torture device. And even Dabney Coleman tried to assault Mary Steenburgen in the back of a limo but it gets treated as a gag after she accidentally knocks his toupee off.
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    Xchange (2000)

    Like this movie you should get ready for some merging action, I've already posted a thread on it I think. I agree this would be alot of fun for them to an episode on. But even if they don't its a pretty terrible/great movie that I recommend regardless. I think casting Stephen Baldwin as a mindless clone is as close as you can get to him playing true to life.
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    House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Rob Zombie has said that it pains him to watch the movie now in terms of the mistakes he felt he made and would do over if he made it again today.
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    Up, Up, and Away (2000)

    I've only seen two minutes of this movie, but from those 2 minutes its pretty much necessitated a full watch. Robert Townsend apparently wasn't done being a superhero after Meteor Man and decided to sign on board for this hot mess.
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    When Nature Calls (1985)

    Thank god, I saw the name at the end of the trailer and thought wow he really did something with the second half of his career.
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    Lionheart (1991)

    I clicked on this thread for half a beat I was expecting to see a picture of Squall pop on screen.
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    When Nature Calls (1985)

    Cannot fucking believe we got Being John Malkovich and Adaptation from the same guy.
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    The Ninth Gate (1999)

    If i'm remembering my Shin Megami right, she's supposed to be Mother Harlot. Or the Whore of Babylon as named in the bible.
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    View from the Top (2003)

    So funny that garbage like this was what Ruffalo was up to before he got cast as the Hulk. I also felt bad for Mike Myers, seemed to be trying really hard for what amounted to probably 5 min worth of screentime.
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    Lionheart (1991)

    Am I the only one who thinks about Final Fantasy 8 when they see the title of this movie.
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    Mother! (2017)

    Yea thats one of reasons why the marketing department of this movie did it no favors by lying to everyone about what movie actually was. The fact that they had to pull so many shenanigans just shows the overwhelming lack of confidence they had in this movie, and rightly so apparently.
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    The Beautician and the Beast (1997)

    This and B.A.P's would be a solid couple of live shows.
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    Teen Wolf (1985)

    My favorite part of this movie is that the Drama teacher insists that Michael J. Fox be the werewolf when he's supposed to be playing a confederate soldier. Just the thought of a teacher being actively annoyed at a student for not werewolfing out makes me happy.
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