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    A Sound of Thunder (2005)

    Thank god. As fucking terrible as this movie is at least Ben Kingsley was a bit of life, Edward Burns has negative charisma in this movie. He somehow manages to be one of the worst aspects of a movie that has laughable visual effects, a ludicrous script and Ben Kingsley's fucking awful wig.
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    Episode 232 - The Adventures of Pinocchio: LIVE!

    The dude that wrote that book came into my restaurant one night and proceeded to drink enough wine where he ended up passing out at his table for multiple hours. So he absolutely lived up to Giamatti's portrayal of him in that movie.
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    Zoom (2006)

    a mid 50's Tim Allen eventually reunites with his teenage brother who's been trapped inside a tornado for 30 years. And its one of the least insane things that happens in this movie.
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    Dolittle (2020)

    Robert Downey should skip the "only doing fucking awful cash grabs" portion of his career that Eddie Murphy went through (and is hopefully finally out with the absolutely amazing My Name is Dolemite) and just be picky about what he wants to do. I cant imagine it was a small amount of money he made from his run on the Marvel movies, I feel like he has a bit more freedom than starring in lazy shit like this.
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    Episode 230 - Fateful Findings: LIVE! (w/ Rob Huebel)

    Wiseau's scenes were also with an adult who the same age as whatever age he's pretending to be in that movie. Breen's weird scenes with the step-daughter are 1000% more sinister in terms of the underlying message he seems to be trying to get across.
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    Cats (2019)

    It's the first time I can ever remember a theatrical release getting essentially patched midway through its run in theaters.
  7. Am i the only one a little sad that they did this High Strung instead of this one
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    Swordfish recording...

    Not a fan of the reasoning behind not releasing this episode. I really hope Don Cheadle is in a position emotionally where he wouldn't care about his co-star talking about a fucking terrible movie he did years and years ago on his podcast. Also its not like he's playing the role that makes this movie terrible, I think that very clearly falls into John Travolta's lap. He's in a fairly straight forward role that he performs perfectly well and unjustifiably so for how fucking awful the surrounding movie was.
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    Episode 227 - Double Dragon: LIVE!

    Great episode as well. I dont understand why they thought that the aerosol can in the combustion chamber in their car was going to be brought back later, considering it destroyed their engine and made them pedestrians for the remainder of the movie aside from their stolen Jet Skis. I cant remember recalling them talking about the wildly inexplicable moment where they rev the engine on a motorcycle for the thing to just fall apart on them. Was their ever an explanation for that?
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    Episode 227 - Double Dragon: LIVE!

    Detective Pikachu is a fairly solid video game movie.
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    Baby Geniuses (1999)

    I have to say that the Look Who's Talking movies made the smarter decision to not give a shit about trying to make the babies mouths move to match their speech. Because it is really fucking jarring in this movie.
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    Mirror Mirror (2012)

    Didn't the equally inexplicable Into the Woods also release sometime around this movie as well?
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    The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    Tales from the Hood is another favorite of mine from the era, great performances including a super dark turn from David Allen Grier.
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    Cool World (1992)

    I really dont understand the practice of buying a script and then hiring people to chainsaw it into something else. If theyre going to do something shady anyways why not just hire to moron writers to write whatever watered down version and make it different enough from Bakshi's to avoid the legal hassle. They clearly didnt a give shit about his concept for the movie so why go through all the nonsense of pretending to want to make a movie they didnt want to make.
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    A Sound of Thunder (2005)

    This is one of those movies where the budget is so high and the end product is so fucking awful, if there was ever a legal case that someone in production was embezzling money they could show this movie as evidence.
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