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    Puppet Master (1989)

    Have to bump this. How in gods name have they covered half of the catalog of Cannon Films, but havent covered a single movie from Full Moon Studios? Puppet Master, Prehysteria, The Dollman franchise, Shrunken Heads etc. They even have a knock-off Doctor Strange movie with Jeffrey Combs.
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    Artemis Fowl (2020)

    Between this John Carter, and a Wrinkle in Time i'm feeling like Disney should maybe take a break on adapting bonkers children books.
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    Debate: Worst HDTGM cops

    The cops in Jingle All the Way let Arnold and SInbad rampage across an entire city culminating in them taking over an entire parade, endangering countless lives with that amazingly functional jetpack.
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    Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

    Its amazing how large his head has grown over the years.
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    Ordinary Magic (1993)

    I was more than a little sad that he didnt reference this movie at any point during Deadpool 1 or 2
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    The Chase (1994)

    Kristy Swanson came into my restaurant a few years back, wearing a baseball cap to hide her identity. The only issue was no one remembered/gave a shit who she was, so it was an entirely pointless. She kept asking people for cigarettes hoping someone would recognize her.
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    Daylight (1996)

    As much as I like Nic Cage, I think they definitely made the right choice. Stallone is decent in this while at the same time being the most absurd casting for a cab driver ive seen in some time.
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    A Sound of Thunder (2005)

    Thank god. As fucking terrible as this movie is at least Ben Kingsley was a bit of life, Edward Burns has negative charisma in this movie. He somehow manages to be one of the worst aspects of a movie that has laughable visual effects, a ludicrous script and Ben Kingsley's fucking awful wig.
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    Episode 232 — The Adventures of Pinocchio: LIVE!

    The dude that wrote that book came into my restaurant one night and proceeded to drink enough wine where he ended up passing out at his table for multiple hours. So he absolutely lived up to Giamatti's portrayal of him in that movie.
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    Zoom (2006)

    a mid 50's Tim Allen eventually reunites with his teenage brother who's been trapped inside a tornado for 30 years. And its one of the least insane things that happens in this movie.
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    Dolittle (2020)

    Robert Downey should skip the "only doing fucking awful cash grabs" portion of his career that Eddie Murphy went through (and is hopefully finally out with the absolutely amazing My Name is Dolemite) and just be picky about what he wants to do. I cant imagine it was a small amount of money he made from his run on the Marvel movies, I feel like he has a bit more freedom than starring in lazy shit like this.
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    Episode 230 — Fateful Findings: LIVE! (w/ Rob Huebel)

    Wiseau's scenes were also with an adult who the same age as whatever age he's pretending to be in that movie. Breen's weird scenes with the step-daughter are 1000% more sinister in terms of the underlying message he seems to be trying to get across.
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    Cats (2019)

    It's the first time I can ever remember a theatrical release getting essentially patched midway through its run in theaters.
  14. Am i the only one a little sad that they did this High Strung instead of this one
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    Swordfish recording...

    Not a fan of the reasoning behind not releasing this episode. I really hope Don Cheadle is in a position emotionally where he wouldn't care about his co-star talking about a fucking terrible movie he did years and years ago on his podcast. Also its not like he's playing the role that makes this movie terrible, I think that very clearly falls into John Travolta's lap. He's in a fairly straight forward role that he performs perfectly well and unjustifiably so for how fucking awful the surrounding movie was.