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Jack Johnson P.I.

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Jack Johnson P.I. last won the day on July 20 2017

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About Jack Johnson P.I.

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  • Birthday September 23

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    vacation jason's dream destination
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    TFB saxophone covers, solvin super silly mysteries, cocaine.

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  1. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 369 - Will Hines, Our Election Friend

    mine is pistachio
  2. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 369 - Will Hines, Our Election Friend

    Day 1 of me reviving the forum. Dangler, this is no longer a graveyard. anyone who sees this please post your favorite ice creams
  3. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 341 - Shea Serrano, Our Quiz Friend

    I miss this forum
  4. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 282 - Kaitlin Olson, Our Close Friend

    I wish the baby was born plaid
  5. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

    I wish your name was "the camel" cus then I'd say "who knew a camel could be so thirsty?!", but it's not so why did I even post this?
  6. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Cum Town Promo Swap

    Dont think they'll be trading cum with anyone until after they're married. Gotta save that load for marriage bud.
  7. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 246 - Aparna Nancherla, Our Close Friend

    Is it really a "Power Hour" if the episode itself is under 60 minutes? #coachella #joeygarboni
  8. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 233 - Nicole Parker, Our Close Popcorn

    Dear Forum, This episode was DANK! urs, xoxoPuRp$kUrPkInGxoxo
  9. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 216 - Meredith Hagner, Our Close Friend

    I work in a restaurant (side gig). The answer is so simple I'm surprised at how often I have to tell people: physically stand up on the table, raise your arms, and announce very loudly exactly what you're going to do. Either a one or a two. If you say one, and aren't back in five minutes, we will assume you are dead and your estate will be billed. Hope this helps! -jjpi
  10. Jack Johnson P.I.

    submit youtube clips for improv4humans

    poodler ya beat me too it see you back on /r/publicfreakout
  11. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 215 - Kate Berlant and John Early, Our Close Friends

    goddamit kevin, water damage on hardwood floors can sustain structural damage and promote mold growth if gone untreated. that wasn't very bestfreindly of you.
  12. I can do that thing where you poke your cheek and it sounds like a raindrop.
  13. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 211 - Jon Bass, Our Close Friend

    I would just like to say that neither Rocky Balboa (2006) nor Creed (2016) were ever released on VHS. Also, the show was great as usual.
  14. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Survivor Season 35: Megathread

    I'll change my winner to JP then, I can't get rid of him. JJPI without JP is just a Jack Investigator without his Johnson Private.
  15. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Survivor Season 35: Megathread

    As always, I leave my fate in the hands of RANDOM.ORG. Praise be to RNGesus. Challenge Beast: Ryan Strategist: Joe Black Widow: Alan Cutthroat: Mike Old Schooler: Katrina Under the Radar: Desi Wildcard: Devon Bench: Ali F3: Jessica, JP, Chrissy Winner: Roark