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Jack Johnson P.I.

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  1. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 369 - Will Hines, Our Election Friend

    mine is pistachio
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    Episode 369 - Will Hines, Our Election Friend

    Day 1 of me reviving the forum. Dangler, this is no longer a graveyard. anyone who sees this please post your favorite ice creams
  3. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 341 - Shea Serrano, Our Quiz Friend

    I miss this forum
  4. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 282 - Kaitlin Olson, Our Close Friend

    I wish the baby was born plaid
  5. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

    I wish your name was "the camel" cus then I'd say "who knew a camel could be so thirsty?!", but it's not so why did I even post this?
  6. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Cum Town Promo Swap

    Dont think they'll be trading cum with anyone until after they're married. Gotta save that load for marriage bud.
  7. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 246 - Aparna Nancherla, Our Close Friend

    Is it really a "Power Hour" if the episode itself is under 60 minutes? #coachella #joeygarboni
  8. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 233 - Nicole Parker, Our Close Popcorn

    Dear Forum, This episode was DANK! urs, xoxoPuRp$kUrPkInGxoxo
  9. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 216 - Meredith Hagner, Our Close Friend

    I work in a restaurant (side gig). The answer is so simple I'm surprised at how often I have to tell people: physically stand up on the table, raise your arms, and announce very loudly exactly what you're going to do. Either a one or a two. If you say one, and aren't back in five minutes, we will assume you are dead and your estate will be billed. Hope this helps! -jjpi
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    submit youtube clips for improv4humans

    poodler ya beat me too it see you back on /r/publicfreakout
  11. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 215 - Kate Berlant and John Early, Our Close Friends

    goddamit kevin, water damage on hardwood floors can sustain structural damage and promote mold growth if gone untreated. that wasn't very bestfreindly of you.
  12. I can do that thing where you poke your cheek and it sounds like a raindrop.
  13. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 211 - Jon Bass, Our Close Friend

    I would just like to say that neither Rocky Balboa (2006) nor Creed (2016) were ever released on VHS. Also, the show was great as usual.
  14. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Survivor Season 35: Megathread

    I'll change my winner to JP then, I can't get rid of him. JJPI without JP is just a Jack Investigator without his Johnson Private.
  15. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Survivor Season 35: Megathread

    As always, I leave my fate in the hands of RANDOM.ORG. Praise be to RNGesus. Challenge Beast: Ryan Strategist: Joe Black Widow: Alan Cutthroat: Mike Old Schooler: Katrina Under the Radar: Desi Wildcard: Devon Bench: Ali F3: Jessica, JP, Chrissy Winner: Roark
  16. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 204 - Rob Huebel, Our Close Friend

    Chanson means "song". Not pictures. No one knows what you're talking about.
  17. I hope they didn't waste my pcg questions and asked them in this ep. Also, on a weird and totally real note, Maria's uncle Mike taught me how to play guitar. He was in a band with John Belushi in high school called The Ravens. Happy foruming! edit: f,s.i.c.
  18. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest

    Lauren Lapras: I know you're getting buff af, you been using any of that creatine shit? Pauf Tompkins: Are snakes just one big leg muscle or one big ab muscle? Mary Hollandaise Sauce: If you could have an extra body part, would you? Joey Garboni: I'm getting a new car soon and want a rad friggin novelty license plate, any suggestions? Nicole: Can you have your dad Venmo me enough change to pay for the pro version? I know he's got plenty of it. Also, I'm sorry about last weekend, it won't happen again. All y'all: What's your desert island album?
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    Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest

    Lol u fuckin nerd
  20. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest

    it'll all end soon, pals.
  21. Jack Johnson P.I.

    I had this crazy dream last night

    I had a dream once where Sean was my dad and Hayes was the milkman and Sean got pissed cus I actually looked like Hayes. But Hayes was my mom too so he shouldn't have been pissed.
  22. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 197 - Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend

    real cheesed off at da boiz for ruining my wolfpop shirt hope I enjoy this ep anyway edit: first, suck it chanson
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  24. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Tattoo ideas

    Full back piece of Meg Ryan/Richard Gere/Michelle Pfieffer/Ruper Grint