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I will never not enjoy seeing Rain Wilson as a merman.

This movie held back way too much on the supernatural element. Because until the end where Depp figures out the correct ritual, this movie basically explains that the villains and people responsible for all the death throughout the movie are a bunch of Eyes Wide Shut cosplayers. But then the end has Depp walking through the Ninth Gate, which is apparently a good thing to do despite the fact that it summons the Devil. Yea this movie makes no sense.

Watched this pretty recently, and I still fucking love it. Charles Grodin will always be one of my favorite actors of all time. He's been in some awful fucking movies but he without exception transcends all of it and makes a more watchable than it has any right to be. I cannot believe that a studio green lit a movie with someone who was 42 at the time to play a 10 year old. To bring up something someone mentioned earlier, I think Charles Grodin has the most unfair, understaffed job in existence. He appears to be the sole person in charge of designing and apparently building a 3d mock up of a public transportation system for the entire fucking city. I really feel like it would be entire departments responsible for something like that.

I like Nick Swardson. He was never strong enough to be the lead in a movie though. Especially one as fucking awful as this. I think Nick learned the hard way that the world just didnt need two Rob Schneiders in it.

I just remember being blown away that they were all wearing camo. Like did the commando elites paint them like that or is camoflauge the stock bra and panty combo for all the dolls. Also when I read about the indepedent breakdowns of the newest Tesla Model 3, and they said that some of the components were military spec levels of quality. I couldnt help but think about this movie and worry about an impending mutiny from Tesla cars gaining sentience.

I dont know why but it's hilarious to me that Casper Van Dien wasnt in the second one but ended up being in the third one. It's like by the time the third one was being filmed his career was in no position for him to turn it down.

Cannot believe someone green lit this. This is a weird fucking movie, both in premise and execution. 10 year old boy shows up at Nicole Kidman's door and says he is her dead husband reincarnated. So in this movie Kidman's love interests are Danny Huston and a ten year old Cameron Bright. This movie is so ill conceived it makes my brain hurt.

I don't think so, hard one to justify paying money for the rights for. It's worth hunting down for Danny Huston and Bright's scenes together alone.

They fucking have to do this movie.

You're 100% correct, at the same time I totally understand why they did it. You can't film those scenes of them cruising down the street together and not have it look completely awkward. Because of how small the frames are on those bikes it's almost impossible to sit on the seat and cruise and not look like an asshole.

Lazenby was such a terrible bond that you could even say that James Coburn's spoof on the character as Derek Flint was a better Bond as Lazenby.

Yea that was a time where all you had to was sprinkle words like VR, A.I. And megabytes of RAM and could feel like you had your bases covered. I was all on board for a missile guidance chip giving them sentience. I was not on board for said microchip also being able to not only bring a legion of barbie dolls to life, but also apparently give them the ability to move despite the fact that the barbies were just hunks of plastic.

My favorite part of The Net is the master computer she has to use at the end is of course located in the center of a fucking convention hall.

http://www.ew.com/article/2014/12/23/family-stone-point-counterpoint I enjoy this movie even though I know its bad. Its one of those movies that just makes you cringe the entire way through.

The plot of this movie is so fucking stupid. If you're the head of a criminal organization and you offer $100 million dollars of said empires operating costs on a fairly selfish offer, I think most of the people underneath him or the board of executives or whatever gang members have are going to come the decision to maybe kill that dude and not pay $100 million.

If Cradle 2 the Grave was playing on T.V. and someone switched the channel to Romeo Must Die, it would probably take me a good half an hour to figure out it was a different movie I was watching.

I was discussing this movie somewhere else recently. I cant fucking believe they had Schreiber and Jackman being related to each other and not realizing the issues with that. My big issue is the ending which supposes that a woman from the 20th century would AT ALL want to go back in time and live in the late 1800's because who needs things like modern medicine or the right to vote.

Also Cenk Uygur of the young turks has a hilariously brief "cameo" as an extra in one scene.

The thing that annoys me about the ending is that the alien makes the assumption that a woman seeing her dead father in the flesh again as embodied by a fucking alien is somehow less upsetting than seeing what it actually looked like. I would argue that whatever the alien true appearance was it would have been far less upsetting than zombie alien father.

Oddly Enough, I've always been a long time fan of Dan Futterman, I think its because i've seen every episode of Judging Amy at least twice when they used to play it on TNT.

Thats why I can never give this movie a glowing endorsement, I like watching weird movies. But 90 min is way too long to wait for a pay off, I get that this was intentional in some respects. He clearly wanted people to be on edge throughout into the building insanity crescendo that was the ending. I'll be interested to watch what he does next, but this just wasnt as good as some of his other recent projects which is a shame.

It's pretty fucking sad that Vanilla Ice had a better transition from music to film than Pavarotti. At least Cool as Ice pretended to want to be a movie. This script feels like it was dictated by Pavarotti in an afternoon or two. "So a beautiful, talented, intelligent woman finds herself unable to resist my marshmallow on two toothpicks physique, and I sing a bunch of songs."

I haven't seen this movie but just the thought of Robert Loggia as a vampire makes me very happy.

I feel like there's no way that Pavarotti's wife could have watched this movie and not been a little concerned. Also the way Pavarotti moves his lips while speaking is extremely upsetting to me.

It took me so long to place what movie or show I last saw Kathryn Harrold in, then I remembered she was in an equally inexplicable relationship with another strange looking man in The Larry Sanders Show. I was reading the description of this movie and I saw it was a love story between him and Kathryn Harrold, I was like "oh this must have been when he was younger and wasnt the disaster that i've always remembered him as." Nope, he's exactly as I recalled him being. This movie makes me upset the same way when Gerard Depardieu shows up in a movie and is portrayed as someone who's fighting off women on a minute by minute basis as opposed to the big weird nosed, pissing on an airplane monster he is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldiKLKvwUHQ