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Everything posted by Ofcoursemyhorse
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That's what kills me about this movie. I get that for some reason the author decided that was a solid name for a character. But that doesn't mean that they had to keep that fucking awful name for the movie.
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I think it has to be Travolta. JCVD has been in some bad fucking movies, but they are all just bad action movies. The range of bad movies Travolta has starred in is almost a little staggering. Not too mention his moments of inadvertent brilliance. His take on Robert Shapiro will always bring a smile to my face.
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I searched the forum like four times because the thought that this movie hadn't been recommended yet seemed insane. A bunch of fantastic actors including Mary Steenburgen, Jeff Goldbum and Lance Henriksen do their best to save this incredibly strange movie about an albino kid with electricity powers. Highlights include silverware towers, deer telepathy and lots of grown men crying.
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Aaaand this movie has officially been ruined for me, I had no fucking idea this was a Victor Silva film. Really blows my mind how soon after his release that he was hired for a big studio film.
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You've just made me realize its been two years since they've covered a Nicolas Cage movie which makes me sad. But to be fair all the actors you've listed above combined have enough terrible movies between them to keep the podcast busy for the next five years.
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I have to say I really do like the animation and artistic direction of the nightmare world. This isn't a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, but I would really be interested to hear their take on this.
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They better not be, they still havent covered Double Impact either.
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I really am bummed that he opted to do Elysium and Chappie before doing a follow up to District 9. It's now nine years later and the possibility of him doing the sequel seems less and less likely.
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Poor Gabriel Byrnes. He's so much better than this movie, and his performance gives the impression that he's well aware of this. I'm glad Hereditary released to such acclaim, everyone in that movie did a fucking brilliant job. I really liked his performance in particular. It really is amazing that someone watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and thought this was a logical direction to head in to match that success.
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Jamie Foxx is a bit old to be playing Spawn, Bushmaster would have been an infinitely better choice. Also Jamie Foxx seems like a dickhead so I really can't root for him.
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I'll amend, but the point still stands. Can you imagine the level of skepticism you would feel if the next Black Panther movie was written directed by Stan Lee?
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Jamie Foxx is one of few saving graces I see with this movie, but lets be honest theres no fucking way this isnt going to be a disaster. Theres a reason Rob Liefeld didnt write/direct the Deadpool movies.
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Who the hell thought it was a good idea to let Todd Mcfarlane write and direct this thing. Cannot wait to see if this ends up being better or worse than the one that came out in the 90's.
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Geena Davis was easily the more talented in the relationship. She was better in this and Long Kiss Goodnight than both of them deserved.
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Episode 192 - Striptease: LIVE!
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
He's been doing his non fiction books for ages I remember seeing them every time I was in the comedy section in the bookstore when I was a kid. Both of these movies were trying so desperately to be the next Get Shorty but neither are anywhere clever enough to be seen as real comparisons. But to be fair, Be Cool also attempted to be as good as Get Shorty and it failed equally. -
Episode 192 - Striptease: LIVE!
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Thats why I kept thinking about Big Trouble when I was watching this movie. Both this and Big Trouble are the direct result of two people less talented than Elmore Leonard attempting to emulate his writing style. -
Episode 192 - Striptease: LIVE!
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I almost forgot about the ending, her dancing at Disneyworld is the most unbelievable thing to happen in this movie. Anyone who says the FBI has strict or obtuse rules would be gobsmacked to hear about Disney's. -
Episode 192 - Striptease: LIVE!
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
That was the biggest bummer to me, I saw this movie like 10 years ago and I had a different movie in my head apparently. I thought she was undercover the whole time and this was a Running Scared situation. To find out that it wasn't and she just happens to stumble onto some next level corruption was more than a little disappointing. And I agree that this movie COULD have been alot more empowering to women if Demi Moore wasn't actively looking at all her co-workers like theyre garbage people. Also Burt Reynolds is fucking gross, I wouldnt be at all surprised to find out he took this role for a smaller paycheck solely because they told him it was a movie about strippers and he would be slathered head to toe in vaseline. And for the whole why did she get fired question, while I agree it's horseshit. There is a fair amount of precedent including this fairly fascinating thread: https://forum.officer.com/forum/public-forums/ask-a-cop/6512620-married-to-a-ex-convicted-felon -
Episode 191.5 - Minisode 191.5
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Robin Williams will always be my favorite far too fuzzy actor. -
Episode 191.5 - Minisode 191.5
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
At least she's in good company. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8vsozfSbUY -
Episode 191.5 - Minisode 191.5
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
The grossest thing about that scene is that I feel like it took zero convincing for him to do it. Like if they hadn't asked him to he might have just done it anyways. -
The Boondock Saints (1999)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to quiescentcat's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
If I ever saw Sean Patrick Flannery at a convention I'd have to fight the overwhelming urge to ask him an endless amount of questions about Powder. -
Episode 191.5 - Minisode 191.5
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Thats right, I guess the woman he met at the end was less bothered by his marriage. And I can't argue that anyone in that was in the habit of only picking winners at this point in their career. I completely forgot Sofia Vergara was in this and her whole romance with Jason Lee's homeless frito Jesus character. Also I think my life could have gone just fine without knowing what Burt Reynolds looks like slathered in baby oil as an aside for Striptease. -
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Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Did he lose his family? I thought he just gained a wife. That movie is very weird and also filled with actors who are far too good to star in something this terrible. Tim Allens the only one I can see as belonging in this.