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Still kind of annoyed that happened. Norbit is a bad fucking movie, but that shouldn't have diminished the amazing performance he gave in Dreamgirls.

Mel Brooks as the evil toilet legit scared me when I saw this movie as a kid.

The length of this movie i'm sure makes it hard for the team to commit, but good lord its hard to think of a more deserving movie than this.

God there have been some fucking awful adaptations of Beauty and the Beast. The tv show with Ron Perlman is pretty fucking crazy. I did enjoy Christopher Gans take on it though.

Ugh I wish the other movie was Showgirls, I dont have the energy to watch Blues Brothers 2000 again.

I think I hallucinated the fact that they were doing a pair of live shows that was this and Showgirls? Is that something that actually happened or am I crazy?

So i'm currently watching the movie right now, and I have to wonder, am I the only one fucking weirded out by the fact that Demi Moore was doing her stripping scenes in front of her own daughter? Any enjoyment I get from Burt Reynolds being a fucking lunatic in this movie or that Ving Rhames is named Shad, is almost overwhelmingly overwritten by that bit of information. Like I get families being comfortable with nudity, but it seems super fucking strange for a parent to do an erotically charged dance routine topless in front of their own child. They even filled the room with barely paid actors who were mainly there for the chance to see Demi Moore topless. I can't help but think that its this that sets June off.

Marg Helgenberger's character had similar beats, it was nice they never wrote her backstory as if it was a secret to any one else. Everyone knew and she was quite proud of how good a dancer she was. Its just silly how often they feel a need to justify a very attractive woman at her job as only making sense if she came from a dancing/modeling career before hand. Its not like everytime Jon Hamm pops up in a role they go into some elaborate back story of his previous life as an underwear model.

I was watching an old episode of CSI Las Vegas the other day and it immediately made me think of this movie. Because of course one of the female CSI's was also a former stripper/single mother. And I get why thats fucking annoying. Its not like in a million fucking years they would have ever come up with a similar storyline for a dude. It'd be like Grissom saying that before he joined the crime lab he paid his way through school by dancing with Thunder from Down Under.

Completely batshit insane movie, Peter Stormare and Johnathan Pryce were both actively trying to out do each other with their insane performances. Terry Gilliam and the Weinsteins fucking hated each other onset and the result was a movie that both sides placed blame on. I think this would make a solid episode just because this is a weird fucking movie thats made much more enjoyable than it has any right to be because everyone is doing their own thing performance wise and its fascinating to watch.

Much needed bump for Cliffhanger, this movie is the perfect mixture of bad and wonderful that it could make for a very fun episode.

Send Me An Angel is amazing in how perfectly it captures the era it came from. You could insert that song into any movie from the 80's and it would fucking work.

Yea I watched the Jetsons Movie the other day, as fucking awful as Dudley Do Right or George of the Jungle were, Jetsons movie was almost unwatchable.

I think this movie is what introduced me to the concept that movies starring people I otherwise enjoyed could be fucking awful. Its absolutely absurd that they opted to have someone as funny as Damon Wayans playing a completely humorless role.

I am a little surprised they havent covered any of Sandlers films, especially after they called that audible on the Blended trailer. The Cobbler is another one that comes to mind that they absolutely need to cover at some point.

Thrashin' and Gleaming the Cube would be awesome, I've always had a soft spot for for the Skateboard Kid movies as well. A kid breaks apart a vacuum cleaner and attaches it to a skateboard which then gets struck by lightning and gains sentience.

I dont know if anybody else grew up with the terrible Full Moon entertainment movies as kids, I cant even remember how many times I watched Remote, or the Prehysteria movies. And I still love all the designs for the puppets they made for the Puppet Master series. And although I think any one of the above movies would be a solid episode choice, I think this one would be a great entry point into the Full Moon collection of bad movies. I watched this one the other day and its pretty spectacular.

Just bumping because Andrew Divoff is fucking amazing in everything he does.

Starring the always delightful Jeffrey Coombs. This movie was close to being the first incarnation of Dr. Strange before they lost the rights to the character, so they said fuck it and made it anyways and just changed some names around.

Dude who directed this also did Remote from Full Moon Entertainment. Which has a rich and deserving library of films for this podcast to cover. Prehysteria, The Puppet Master series, Oblivion, Demonic Toys, Doll Man. Dr. Mordrid etc.. Are all on the same level as Cannon Films in terms of everything they do being fucking awful.

Just have to bump this because its a terrible movie, filled with otherwise talented people including a really strange role from Will Ferrell.

That movie poster is deceptive on the same level as Executive Decision making you think that Steven Segeal was a lead in the movie.

Shes not the lead role and doesnt even have a wolf pun name, she's just Patricia. Poor Lindsay.

I forgot he did Daylight too. It's hard not to feel like he dedicated his career to making movies tailor made for this podcast.

This genre of movies in the 90's was the fucking worst. Mainly because it was the 90's and even the characters that were supposed to be more nuanced and enlightened now come across as idiots.