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    The Vanishing (1993)

    Have to bump this movie just for the scene where Nancy Travis cosplays as Sandra Bullock.
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    The Net (1995)

    Also Jeremy Northam was so handsome and charming throughout the movie that as a kid, I thought he was going to switch sides at some point and him and Sandy were going to work things out.
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    The Net (1995)

    They should do this movie, I know June has fond memories of it. Itd be great to hear if she has a similar realization like she did with Ladybugs.
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    The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)

    That just seems unfair, whilst all those movies arent particularly great, none of them seem worthy of ending her career. Especially if Renny Harlin is still out there directing shit.
  5. Every second of this movie is insane. I watched this yesterday and almost lost my mind because of the hairstyles and clothing alone in this movie. Biggest highlights are a cameo role from Little Richard, and a nice shot of Nick Nolte's gooch.
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    Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986)

    Jesus christ the trailer alone on this is worthy of hours of discussion.
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    The Stupids (1996)

    Bump for the Stupids. This movie is fucking awful, but Christopher Lee's scenes are pretty amazing.
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    Mercury Rising (1998)

    I really feel like they cant skip this. Its a movie about Alec Baldwin trying to assassinate a ten year old autistic child for being really good at puzzles.
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    Hostage (2005)

    This is one of those movies that I know is fucking garbage but I cant help but watch it anytime it pops up on any of the streaming services.
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    Hostage (2005)

    Bump for this crazy movie.
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    Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

    Bump for questionable makeup choices.
  12. I love this movie but it is absolute insanity and I think worthy of discussion. Some of the highlights: Willem Dafoe in Brownface. Salma Hayek despite being plastered all over the promotional posters and dvd case has a combined screen time of like 3 minutes. Every scene with Johnny Depp. Enrique Iglesias nonstop eye-fucking the camera.
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    Last Action Hero (1993)

    They need to do this in the vein of Face/Off and Con Air.
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    Overboard (1987)

    Have to bump this just because of the needless remake that just came out.
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    Godsend (2004)

    Deniro is easily the least convincing portrayal of a scientist I've ever seen in film.
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    Episode 188.5 - Minisode 188.5

    I like that George Lucas thought he could make three star wars movies using their same strategy of filming everything on a fucking green screen.
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    Ricochet (1991)

    Raising Cain also springs to mind when talking about Lithgow playing a lunatic.
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    The Wizard (1989)

    I would have been Mora if I was ever playing Mario in front of an audience.
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    Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)

    Bump for the worst entry in the Mission Impossible franchise.
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    The First Wives Club (1996)

    Have to bump this movie because of insanity that is life the line "Don't get mad, get everything." Takes on an entirely new delightful meaning knowing it's in reference to our current president. I really hope she did take fucking everything.
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    Paycheck (2003)

    His career in the U.S. should have been done after the travesty that was Mission Impossible 2.
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    The Family Stone (2005)

    Between Surviving Christmas and The Mexican, James Gandolfini sure did his best to make some terrible Rom Com's more watchable.
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    The Family Stone (2005)

    Ben Affleck was such a smug prick in that movie.
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    The Saint (1997)

    Don't forget Bruce Willis's terrible accents too.
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