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Someone asked me to describe this movie and the closest I could come up with was this is a reverse count of Monte cristo.

This movie suggests that cops should be allowed to rob drug dealers consequence free because orphans are expensive.

I was about to recommend this the other day. It was actually written by Agent Coulson

Have to bump this movie again, watching it really feels like they filmed the first three episodes of a tv show said fuck it and recut it all into a movie.

There just arent enough movies where plucky american snowboarders foil the would be plans of Serbian Terrorists.

Watched this recently and its still just as fantastic as I remembered. Theres so much wrong with this movie, but all of it adds up to something pretty special.

Anyone else remember this terrible movie? Featuring a young Lena Headey and Norman Reedus, and an end plot twist that really wanted to be more clever than it actually was.

Bump for this terrible movie filled with delightful actors who have all moved on to faaaaaaaaar better things.

Bump for this movie. Andy Garcia in an effort to save his sons life causes the death of probably dozens of people throughout.

This, Four Christmases, Fred Clause...... There are some genuinely terrible Christmas movies just begging to be covered.

I think this and The Jackal are a pair of live shows just fucking waiting to be done.

How the fuck have they not done this yet? This movie is so amazing in all the wrong ways.

Yea it's a trip, The downtown area of California adventure is clearly based on Art deco design. But they have the newsies dancers going up down the street despite the fact that Newsies was set in the 1890's. So in terms of the age gap between the design of the park and that movie it would be like having 1930's flappers and guys in zoot suits walking around in a 70's era disco and attempting to blend in.

I'm just now realizing after watching that trailer than one twin was supposed to be a gun expert and the other one a karate expert. But I'm pretty fucking sure Alex and Chad do both equally well.

Hate hate hated that article. Sorry dude, your movie wasn't just bad it was offensive. All the blatant stereotypes aside, the ending of this movie is such a giant fuck you to the audience. If you're going to make me sit through your garbage movie how about at least makes the stakes count. The way he writes that article he never owns the fact that he wrote a fucking terrible script. If you don't have the humility to at least accept that than I don't need to hear your bullshit story about how you totally redeemed yourself. Also I'm unreasonably grumpy this afternoon.

When Jason priestly showed up with that fuck awful dye job, it felt like the beginning of a new movie

This movie was so terrible it made me angry with Ewan Mcgregor.

This is legit one of those movies that you could watch ten times and still not understand what the fuck they were going for.

Guarantee they chopped out huge scenes with Chris Noth, also i'm sure theres hours of footage of Stellar Skateboard peering evilly around corners. My favorite thing about Joyride is that they filmed scenes where she was ended up with either Paul Walker and Steve Zahn, so throughout the movie it just appears like they're all just in an open relationship.

When I was a kid and rented movies it would be one that my brothers and I picked out and then one that my mom would pick out. So thanks to her I grew up not only watching movies like Prehysteria and Demolition Man, but then also things like this and A Price Above Rubies. So I was getting bombarded by bad movies all over the spectrum.

He probably grew up watching movies like Hand that Rocks the Cradle and Fatal Attraction.

I just dont understand why he had to have his little foray as governor, and rob us of a decades worth of material for the podcast.

DePalma Psychological drama with John Lithgow playing multiple roles and personalities. This movie is pretty goddamn special.

Lithgow swings for the fucking fences in this one. I loved seeing him switch personalities.

Well thats only because they didnt let her raise alligators in this one, even though this movie could have desperately used some escaped alligators in it.