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    The Skulls (2000)

    I cant help but feel like the ivy league schools must have secretly must have been stoked at how badass this movie made their campus clubs seem like something far more than what they were.
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    Hostage (2005)

    I've watched this movie with directors commentary and can confirm that the director basically indulged every insane actors choice that Ben Foster made with his character who incidentally was modeled after a horrorcore singer to make him seem scary I guess.
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    Nightbreed (1990)

    Has anyone seen the directors cut of this? I watched this once, but I shared in Clive Barkers disappointment in the original cut of the movie.
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    For Richer or Poorer (1997)

    Watching the Larry Sanders Show and couldnt help but laugh when they had Smash Mouth as a music guest on the show and all the dialogue throughout the episode talks about how new and hip a band they are.
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    Teen Wolf (1985)

    Controversial opinion incoming, I liked the second one better. Michael J. Fox was fantastic as he is in everything he does. But I remember watching the second one and being all excited as a kid at the freedom that college life had to offer. I also feel like there were times in the first one where the movie was taking itself far too seriously, especially when it was a film about a fucking werewolf playing basketball.
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    Masterminds (1997)

    So can anyone explain the opening scene to me? Is that video game supposed to be some kind of anti piracy test? and for what? I feel like they almost couldnt do this movie just because that scene is so fucking confusing it would inevitably take up the bulk of the episode to unravel.
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    The signs of a bad movie list

    How about anytime someone has to film a follow up documentary attacking critics of his movie. Watched Heckler by Jamie Kennedy a few months back and was blown away at how quickly it went from an interesting discussion on hecklers in stand up comedy to Kennedy lamenting the fact that nobody "got" Malibus Most Wanted or Mask 2. http://www.imdb.com/videoplayer/vi175046681
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    Side Out (1990)

    It really does feel like someone watched Top Gun and said to themselves "Wow that was awesome, if only it didnt have all the bullshit with the fighter jets."
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    Cellular (2004)

    Bump for this, its cheesy and dumb but still good fun. Chris Evans and William H. Macy are both great in this despite a bland script. Jason Statham isnt given too much to do in this besides his pretty over the top scenes with Kim Basinger which are hilarious.
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    Firewall (2006)

    Also of note that this movie had a pre-fame Jamie Lannister as a random henchman. I remember sometime after this movie came out someone came up with a montage of all the times Harrison Ford says "I want my family back!" in all his movies and it was something ridiculous.
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    Radio Flyer (1992)

    Ebert nailed it when he said that theres no interpretation of the ending of this movie that can ever be seen as anything positive. Either it actually happened and the kid zoomed off to Egypt among other numerous locales on rickety death trap, in which case the movie is advocating that children should take up aviation if they're ever in a situation with an abusive family member. Or its the unreliable narrator situation, in which case Tom Hanks is either insane in the movie or is telling his children a horrible story with a moral thats almost equally horrible. Which as stated above, if ever in danger don't tell a teacher or policeman. Just build some cobbled together mini airplane and shove your younger brother down an insanely steep hill. Not only that, the only communication he has with his brother is fucking postcards. Why wouldnt they have had some kind of reunion when they were both adults? And is his younger brother still just cruising around in the Radio Flyer?
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    Timeline (2003)

    Gerard Butler is pretty darn good in this despite its overall mediocrity.
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    For Richer or Poorer (1997)

    The best thing about Zoom is that Kate Mara was playing a knock off version of Sue Storm in the movie, only to get to play the real Sue Storm in the equally poorly received Fantastic Four.
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    Monster Trucks (2017)

    Its really hard to even fathom how anyone, let alone a large group of people thought that this would be a good idea.
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    Only the Strong (1993)

    Also I would have loved to have gone to a high school that inexplicably had a gang of Dance Fighters.
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    Only the Strong (1993)

    Watched this recently, its such a perfect encapsulation of the era its from. One thing that stuck out to me, the kid who was supposed to be in the gang kept giving Dascascos endless amounts of shit for trying to teach everyone capoiera. Like it was some new concept to him that just seemed silly. Despite the fact that the leader of his gang was clearly also well versed in capoiera. So not only does he know this fighting style, he also knows its not ineffective given the fact that the leader of the gang was so widely feared by everyone.
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    Race 2 (2013)

    Do yourselves a favor and watch this movie on Netflix. It will change your life.
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    Race 2 (2013)

    So this scene is labeled as the best scene in the movie, which is fucking hilarious because its literally the first six minutes of the movie. It's also incorrect, because there isnt a best scene. Every scene is the best scene, its that fucking good.
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    Double Dragon (1994)

    Long overdue bump. They have to be saving this movie for somebody special. Theres so much to talk about they could probably do this episode as like a three parter.
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    Monster Trucks (2017)

    Bump for Cameron's fave movie of the year!!!
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    Sidekicks (1992)

    I was shocked this hadnt been posted yet. Highlights are: Bastion has constant fantasies about Chuck Norris. Discount Bridges and Joe Piscopo are thrown in for good measure. Joe Piscopo is doing the performance he felt Sensei John Kreese of the Cobra Kai should have gone with. WInne from Wonder Years is naturally the love interest. Bastion eventually cures himself of what appears to be a severe case of asthma. Was directed by Chuck Norris's brother. Then entire movie is on youtube, for free.
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    Sidekicks (1992)

    Just wanted to take this opportunity to say fuck Photobucket. Knowing all my photo links are dead now is a bummer to say the least. That aside, still championing this for an episode. The dream sequences are all fantastic and Mako was great in this. Piscopo was so goddamn perfect for his role in this movie it staggers the mind.
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    Nick of Time (1995)

    I remember this movie planting the idea that all you needed to silence a gun was a pillow.
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    An Innocent Man (1989)

    Even if they dont cover this movie, I highly recommend giving it a watch.
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    Eraser (1996)

    I was thinking about this movie the other day and realized that 6th Day is so fucking crazy it overshadows this film to a degree that almost makes you forget it exists. But goddamn this movie was absolute nonsense. At least they gave him a austrian sounding name in this one, or at least partially. I think my favorite part isnt even the nonsense rail gun they invented that resembles the Farsight from Perfect Dark. Its the other nonsense gun that shoots grenades filled with drill bits.
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