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    Radio Flyer (1992)

    I really think they should do this movie. Because I had fond memories from watching it when I was younger. It was only recent viewings that made me realize how nuts this movie is. Re-reading that quote where the writer wanted the ending to include the Radio Flyer magically hovering in a museum only further enrages me.
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    Troop Beverly Hills (1989)

    Either this or that one where she comes back from the dead.
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    Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

    I would love for them to do this movie only for everyone on here to remember just how fucking special Chris Farley was.
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    Three Fugitives (1989)

    This movie has its moments, Martin Short was really trying to elevate the movie beyond the obviously terrible writing. But it just fails, and what were left with is essentially a romantic comedy between Martin Short and Nick Nolte. https://www.youtube....h?v=xrg1Cnkh5pc
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    Three Fugitives (1989)

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    Drive Hard (2014)

    Both Thomas Jane and John Cusack have been starring in some absolute dogshit the last few years. And its only after reflection that I have to wonder how in gods green earth Cusack managed to have a career as long as he did. He really is the human equivalent of like a bland piece of toast. And why is Thomas Jane always wearing some fuck awful wig in all his movies now. Or has he really decided that long wavy locks is going to reinvigorate his career?
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    The Blue Lagoon (1980)

    Is anybody a fan of this movie? Controversy aside, its just a fucking boring movie isnt it?
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    High Spirits (1988)

    I really enjoy this movie, Daryl Hannah isnt the best actress in the world. But I think this my favorite performance of hers. The Guttenberg is effortlessly charming as is his trademark. And I remember always liking Beverly D'Angelos arc in the movie. If you havent seen this movie yet, I couldnt recommend it more. Its just super weird, quirky, and fun throughout.
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    Blindsided (2014)

    So this movie would have you believe that if a bomb goes off in your face the only thing that will be damaged is your eyes. Which is good to know that all I need to survive an explosion is a sturdy pair of sunglasses.
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    Inkheart (2007)

    Really think this is a solid pick. Its watchable despite being absolute nonsense and has a great cast of actors who are all chewing scenery at a level thats almost startling. Broadbent, Mirren and Serkis go so broad its almost like they are all in their own seperate movie from Brendan Fraser. But by far my favorite part of the movie has to be the fact that Brendan Fraser's character was clearly supposed to have a british accent but apparently he wasnt pulling it off to a point where I think they just said fuck it and told him to speak in his natural accent. Because his daughter named Meggie (not Maggie) has an english accent even though she was raised solely by him after his wife was absorbed by a novel and he had to raise his child by himself. And he frequently refers to his wife as "mum" to his daughter despite the fact that he sounds like a fucking lunatic doing so.
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    Inkheart (2007)

    I actually love the premise of this movie, which makes the end result all the more disappointing. I know that Brendan Fraser has a fairly decent amount of bad movies warranting podcasts. But for me this one sticks out just because it felt like it had potential to be alot better than it ended up. And also making fun of Dudley-Do-Right, or George of the Jungle just seems like low hanging fruit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsV2Z_il_L4
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    Episode 168.5 - Minisode 168.5

    Very happy for Paul, this is also one of my favorite movies ever. I can't wait to watch. Same cannot be said of a rebooted King of The Hill. I just got done marathoning every season and it ended on a darn near perfect note as long as you watched the actual season finale after the last aired episode. The thought of it coming back without significant involvement from Mike Judge is troubling to say the least.
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    Ultraviolet (2006)

    Am I losing it or does she open up a really small backpack and theres like a 12 year old boy shoved in there?
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    Episode 168.5 - Minisode 168.5

    My mom almost murdered my babysitter when she found out that she took me to see the movie Seven when I was 9.
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    Episode 167.5 - Minisode 167.5

    I think Cameron nailed why i've been a little frustrated with the last few picks. Hard Ticket to Hawaii by itself would have been significantly easier to handle had it not come on the back of so many other similarly terrible movies. Theres also the level of B-movie i'm personally able to tolerate. The Cannon Films while insane were actually watchable and in some cases actually thoroughly enjoyable. Something like this that was lazily slapped together around a few scenes of topless women is just boring. Not too mention I feel like its hard for any level of discussion when the entire movie is just so generically bad. How can you nail down any one thing when the entire film is horrible in every regard. As compared to something like The Room that is bad in a way that is absolutely fascinating to watch.
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    Double Jeopardy (1999)

    I can't remember if they threw in a line that he was broke from bad investments but they did appear to be quite rich at the outset of the film. The house theyre living in is easily worth somewhere in the millions, and when he told Judd he was buying what appeared to be a boat worth somewhere in the hundreds of thousands she didnt bat an eye. And I dont think she was the wealthy one because she visits her parents later on a fairly modest farm.
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    Double Jeopardy (1999)

    I also liked that Greenwood technically made some random child an accessory to kidnapping/attempted murder when he paid him twenty bucks to lead Judd around the graveyard.
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    Episode 167.5 - Minisode 167.5

    Sean William Scott is a pretty good example of how studios are willing to retaliate on an actor after he publicly bashes his own movies before release. That being said, i'm honestly more than a little disappointed that they wont cover their own or their friends questionable movies. Especially after they've long since been released and reviewed, making whatever criticism they have on the film have little to no effect on the films bottom line. If they can spend as much time as they have ripping apart others work, i'd be nice to see them have a bit more humility and cover a movie they've done.
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    Double Jeopardy (1999)

    Kind of a low bar when the other two films are Eye of the Beholder and High Crimes. This is a an enjoyable movie to be sure though. Bruce Greenwood does a pretty darn good job in this movie as well, despite his accent work.
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    HDTGM Classics vol 2 Season of the Witch

    Also I thought Season of the Witch was a decent movie, especially with Ron Perlman and his absurd accent.
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    HDTGM Classics vol 2 Season of the Witch

    If they're doing any movies with a medieval Rutger Hauer I demand they start with LadyHawke. I'm sorry Jason, it has not aged well.
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    Episode 168 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii: LIVE!

    Yea its just painful to watch, I tried multiple times. But if no one on set gave a shit about what they were making, neither do I. They havent even touched on any of the 80's/90's body switching movies and they're doing garbage like this.. SHAME!
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    Episode 168 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii: LIVE!

    I'm sorry, but why the fuck did they cover this movie. This is a like a half-step away from being one of those porn spoofs on Cinemax. Theres too many movies that are 1000% more appropriate for them to be doing than absolute garbage like this.
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    Enough (2002)

    Pretty bonkers movie, I remember being heartbroken when Dr. John Carter turned out to be a henchman in this. And as crazy as this movie is, I think that J.Lo actually did a great job with the script she had.
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    What Women Want (2000)

    She'll always be Fern Mayo to me.
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