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I can only imagine that he also got the job based on his previous working relationship with Fassbender. But honestly, between the two Punisher movies I'll always like Lexi Alexanders more. Which i'm sure is partially poisoning my opinion on this movie.

Yea the whole Axe Cop formula really doesnt lend itself well to huge budget movies.

I think it has a chance to be decent at the very least. The director has done some solid movies before this, and the Assassins Creed story lends well to being adapted mainly for the fact that there is a different protagonist in every game. So they were able to just invent their own characters and storyline for the movie. They have a great cast if the writings at least better than the video games (which isnt particularly that great) I think it really does have a shot to be among the higher rated video game movies.

I just dont understand the timing, who the fuck cares about monster trucks anymore? More importantly why think that a movie about them being inhabited by tentacle monsters is the solid makings of a franchise? This movie is going to be an amazing bomb domestically. But honestly if this gets marketed well enough internationally it more than stands a chance to make its money back. After watching Monster Hunt, I really cant help but think this movie could reach a significant level of success in China at the very least.

I would really like to hear Paul and June discuss what they would do if one of their babies ended up a baby genius

Interesting fact, this movie has been in the can so long they almost premiered it against Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation. They held this back for nearly two years and are already projecting a loss of $115 million on it. The pitch meeting for this must have been have been something to behold.

The lead actor in this better hope to fucking god that the Macgyver reboot turns out to be awesome. Because if that flops on top of this which has an insane budget of $130 million, I really doubt that dude will be seen in another big project for a while.

I fucking love that the conceit of these movies is that if somehow luck into being paid to do something you really enjoy doing, you are an asshole sellout of the highest order.

Even when I was a kid I couldnt help but wonder why the girl hid her diabetes from the boy she likes? I get lying about her age to seem older, but why hide the diabetes?

I'd love to have them cover this movie just for the discussion of whether or not Tim Daly technically slept with a dude even if he was in Sean Young form. Also oddly enough Jim Carrey was originally supposed to star in this movie but dropped out for Ace Ventura and The Mask. The thought of a parallel universe where he starred in this movie and didnt accept those two roles is currently blowing my mind right now.

This is on Netflix right now, and its really fucking strange. It tries to be light and fun but its a movie with a plot centering around a hooker trying to evade a pimp who just cut another pimps heart out. Also Ed Harris has an amazingly quick turnaround after he finds out Melanie Griffith is a prostitute sleeping in his sons treehouse.

He was also absolutely delightful in Stolen with Nic Cage. The physical and mental metamorphosis his character goes through in that movie is truly something to behold. Edit: It's hard to pick one thing as my favorite about this picture. The fact that they went full Oscar Pistorious with Lucas's prosthetic leg. Or that it has an Agony and the Ecstasy skull decal on it. Or even that you can 100% see what should be his missing leg behind him, including the boot on his supposed to be missing foot.

Wow I had no idea it was Wentworth Miller who did the voice of the plane.

around a 1/4 of this movies soundtrack is Incubus, i'm really surprised Hoobastank doesnt make an appearance as well. I'm already looking forward to their discussing the scene in the bar when Lucas's date tells the group she has to go pee pee, and in those exact terms.

Bump for Lambada!!

Billed as a black comedy, but really its just incredibly mean-spirited and full of generally unlikable people.

Her accent was terrible but I dont think she was entirely alone on the questionable accents in the movie, I'd also argue any innaccuracy in her wardrobe would more than likely be on the fault of the producers and studio who i'm sure werent too keen on having their leading lady with missing teeth and skin problems. Because to be fair, even Leo Di Caprio's character is a pretty clean shaven dude throughout the movie considering he was raised in an orphanage and dirt poor his entire life.

I forgot Theres Something About Mary and Being John Malkovich, I thought she was good in Gangs of New York as well.

Yea its amazingly awkward. I was never able to watch Charmed without thinking Leo had some super dark shit in store for the sisters.

Its hard to find a physical copy for sure. I imagine it could be found on youtube though, I doubt anyone gives a shit about the rights to this thing.

I was all ready to list a bunch of her roles, but then thinking back I really found myself hardpressed to name one. She was fun in Charlies Angel's and The Sweetest Thing last I remember.

The skateboarding was well done at least. But yea there's no way this movie didnt check all of Pauls boxes off.

It's a pretty fun watch, its on par with his earlier stuff and unlike Steven Seagal he hadnt fallen apart physically in his mid thirties so theres some impressive Van Damme stuntwork in it. And you really cant go wrong with a Michael Rooker/ Van Damme combo.

Not only does Bryan Brown look like a fucking psycopath, but Dennehey is even pointing his gun at Bryan Brown. I dont think theres anyone could look at that poster without seeing this movie and not think that Brown was the villian.

I really hope Patton comes back for another episode, I really would love to hear him get in depth on the insanity that was this movie.