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    The Boy Who Could Fly (1986)

    I watched this last night, I really forgot how special this movie is. Hard to even put into words everything that makes this movie amazing.
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    Gleaming the Cube (1989)

    Bump for this movie and its nonsensical name.
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    F/X 2 (1991)

    That poster makes it seem like the clown and bryan brown are in some dangerous love affair that threatens to destroy the world, and that apparently Brian Dennehey needs to rescue a woman and young boy from it.
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    Very Bad Things (1998)

    Yea its really fucking strange. Its got a solid cast of actors I generally like, and across the board Peter Berg managed to make everyone of them just fucking awful. Even Cameron Diaz is unbearable to the nth degree.
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    The Core (2003)

    Stanley Tucci's wig alone necessitates this movie being talked about.
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    Collateral Damage (2002)

    This really is a fuck awful movie. That being said, the ending really is hilarious. He kills both parents and then gets to keep the terrorist's child as like a replacement for the one that was blown up in the beginning. This movie also features one of my favorite actors, Cliff Curtis. Who has been cast as nearly every ethnicity in existence.
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    Hard Rain (1998)

    I just watched GoldenEye the other day and was surprised to see she also had a very small role as the russian stripper who cant sing.
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    Ladybugs (1992)

    Bump for Ladybugs...........
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    Mystery Men (1999)

    It's a fun watch for sure. I also give them credit for ignoring all the stigma and giving Paul Reubens another shot. This movie always makes me think about what the fuck ever happened to Claire Forlani. After seeing Meet Joe Black I thought she was being set up to be launched into star-dom, but she really stopped showing up in things after Joe Black and this.
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    Mystery Men (1999)

    Greg Kinnear definitely needs some representation on this podcast, either for this or Dear God.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    Now now, we dont know if he took inspiration from Arnold and decided to go the whole Junior route.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    I dont think anybody else has pointed this out yet, but the massive tower with Gerard Butlers face on it was also being sculpted as to show his beard and moustache. Which for some reason just seemed fucking insane to me.
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    Episode 81 — Mortal Kombat

    I'm just happy they stopped playing the one that had like three songs stacked on top of each other.
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    F/X 2 (1991)

    The first one was a bit more believable in terms of the special effects they used, the second tossed logic out the window because the director was super stoked on his robotic clown idea. The second one also had some nonsense subplot about lost Vatican gold as well.
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    F/X 2 (1991)

    The only was I was able to search for this thread again was by searching for Cannoli.
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    The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

    I think this movie and Secret of Nimh scared the piss out of me the first time I saw them.
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    The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

    I'll nominate anything Shelley Long was in, Troop Beverly Hills, Remember Me, the buddy comedy she did with Bette Midler. Ooooh and that movie where Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin were playing two sets of twins.
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    Godsend (2004)

    Yea Orphan is an infinitely better movie than this one, whilst at the same time being an equal level of straight up crazy.
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    Godsend (2004)

    This and Orphan would be a solid combo.
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    Blended (2014)

    I've said this many times before, but I fucking loved Punch Drunk Love. He was phenomenal in that movie and I really hope he starts picking some better projects. The thought of him doing shit like this a decade from now is incredibly depressing to think about as he's about to turn fifty.
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    F/X 2 (1991)

    I refuse to accept that the only Bryan Brown movie this podcast will cover will be Gods of Egypt and not this or Cocktails.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    I've been thinking about this movie alot, especially after rewatching the very excellent Dark City. This movie doesnt deserve to be as low on the tomato meter as it is right now. Theres alot wrong with this film. Like a troubling amount, at the same time I really do have to applaud the ambition on Alex Proyas's part in terms doing something completely original. Egyptian Mythology is fucking crazy. I really cant fault a movie thats based on it also being fucking crazy. This is by no means a five star review, but I do think this movie got an unnecessary amount of scorn. I've seen far too many sequels and terrible remakes over the last couple years that seeing something like this was refreshing despite how batshit insane it is. This movie also (like most new releases) makes me sad that Roger Ebert passed away. I always loved reading his reviews and I know he was a huge fan of Proyas and I'd be really interested to hear his take on this movie.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    HDTGM got name checked in the What The Flick review that came out after the movie was released.
  24. I was watching this the other day, and my mind was pretty well blown when I realized that this movie was essentially a dramatic re-telling of Happy Gilmore. I think this movie is a fairly solid entry point into genre of generally bad movies that feature for one reason or another a black character that inexplicably has magical powers. I think this movie and Green Mile in particular took this premise and amplified it by 11. That aside, lets talk about Matt Damon's name in the movie: Rannulph Junuh. Who the fuck wrote that name down and was like "yup, that sounds like something one human being would name another human being." Theres also the fact that the kid in this movie looks they put Scott Aukermans head onto a childs body Heres the trailer for full context.
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    Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)

    I make this thread and then a few days later it gets mentioned on the Gods of Egypt podcast. I think thats destiny knocking...............
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