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I get that they're doing it as a companion piece to The Shadow. But I agree there are far too many terrible movies to be covering to focus on this which was just a silly and fun summer popcorn movie. Or even great movies that have a bit more talk about i.e bad lieutenant.

Catherine Zeta Jones and Treat Williams are bar fucking none the best parts of The Phantom.

When I first saw this movie I thought it actually was a sequel or spin off to Romeo Must Die, because Anthony Anderson, Jet Li and DMX are all playing very similar characters.

Am I fucking crazy or does he continue the charade even after he finds out? And wasnt Katherine like 16 in this movie and the dude shes going after is like 25 at least. So not only does she make her father appear to be a child molester. She also wants to make the guy shes going after to be guilty of statutory rape by bullshitting about her age to him. Theres so much wrong with this movie its really hard to quantify in words.

This would be an a great episode. One of my favorite parts of this movie are three main guys psyching themselves up by looking each other in the eyes and saying "FAITH!"

How did they not mention that one of the Mongols was a white dude with a handle bar mustache. Although I guess with Baldwin's backstory in this movie I guess it makes sense that Bo Abobo from Double Dragon would end up in the Mongol army. I also got confused and I think the movie did too about what Berylium spheres were, because at different points in the movie Tim Curry's dome thing and Ian Mckellens device are both called Berylium spheres. What the fuck was the point of that dome to begin with? I will say I enjoyed this movie considerably more than hosts did, but I absolutely understand their confusion and frustration with it because it really is an insane movie.

The prosthesis and makeup make him look like Billy Baldwin, its mainly those big eyebrows. His jawline makeup looks like it was borrowed from Al Pacino's costume from Dick Tracy.

Also just watched the phantom the other day. It's funny they're doing two Kristy Swanson movies so close to one another. I gotta say the phantom stands up as a pretty fun movie still. Catherine zeta Jones was chewing scenery left and right, but of course that's when treat Williams wasnt stealing the movie.

The Shadow pretty perfectly represents the era from which the comics sprang forth from. It's over the top, the sets, costumes, and the inclusion of a modern day Mongolian army screams pulp comics in all the best ways. Penelope Ann Miller was also pretty great in this movie. The costume designer and stylist did an amazing job as well. She looked like she stepped out of a time machine. Also why the fuck aren't there billboards that blow smoke rings anymore?

Tim Currys scenes are also pretty special.

That honestly was one of the best aspects of the first two movies, or at the very least the first movie. They really thought that Robert Davi's Djinn was going to be the next Freddy Krueger or Jason. Theres a scene in this movie thats among the best i've seen in any movie where the Djinn is trying to get into somebodys office and the security guard inadvertently wishes the Djinn to leave. The transition from smug to utter confusion on Robert Davi's face is fucking amazing.

Crimson Peak was okay, it almost reminds me of The Haunting, in that the set design and overall aesthetic was very well done, but the story and dialogue werent able to equally measure to those high standards. My main disappointment is that there are several other movies Del Toro has on his backburner that I would have been far more excited had they gotten made before this. Hellboy 3 and his adaptation of At the Mountains of Madness being chief among those.

I watched this movie today. Holy shit do they have their work cut out for them. I forgot that it was the last descendant of Genghis khan as the villain of this movie. On paper it would seem like between this and the phantom, the shadow would be the better movie with Alec Baldwin and Ian McKellen being in it. But you got to give it Billy Zane, he was miles better as the Phantom and overall it's a better movie.

I feel like if there was going to be a third Mannequin movie about a male mannequin coming to life, it should 100% be Titus Burgess as Hollywood falling in love with the bronze Captain America statue thats being made for Brooklyn.

Nothing screams comedy like dementia in the elderly and trying to kill your kindly parents for their insurance money. Really weird movie with Tom Selleck and Don Ameche. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5xs1T11A8

The best example of this is his fucking dancing in the nightclub. He's like "Come on keep up" and then proceeds to mash together a collection of the most random fucking dance moves. He jumps into the air russian dancer style and then just starts swinging his head around. No person, let alone a 1000+ year old enchanted peasant from a germanish village is going to be able to follow those nonsense dance moves. And then she correctly called out his bullshit and told him it wasnt dancing and she's 100% right.

I rewatched the first one today, and Hollywood really is the best person in either movie. To the point where i'm extremely disappointed that neither of the movies ended up with him finding the romance he was pining for. Just that scene where he first comes across Andrew Mccarthy trying to introduce him to a re-manniquinned Kim Cattrall he doesnt judge or make any jokes at his expense. He just tells him he understands and how fabulous a person he is. If only we lived in a world with more Hollywood Montrose's walking around we might be a more civilized society.

This one was great. Just a couple of notes from me on this one. I found this movie to be a bit odd in terms of a romantic comedy in that Jason had to put zero effort to attract Jesse. She was just out of the gate in love with him. Which made the later scenes of them going on a date just seem pointless. At least in the first one the similar scenes between Andrew and Kim were at least setting up them getting to know each other and falling in love. But when Jesse's first words to Jason are that she loves him more than anyone will ever love him. And he never manages to make that love falter for even a second. Despite microwaving orange juice concentrate and attempting to serve it to her. Luckily she'd already mannequined herself. Also why the fuck did she put the necklack on herself again in the morning, like she didnt know it was going to turn her into a statue? I can see how some people could be offended by how other characters treat Hollywood Montrose throughout the two movies. I'm forgiving of it just for the fact that not only is his character easily the glue that holds both movies together, he's also as Cameron pointed out, the true hero of this franchise. I think the writers were just more than a bit lazy in thinking up ways to show the villains as shitty people other than having them treat Hollywood like garbage. Also, I'd forgotten that Kim Cattrall was supposed to be Egyptian in the first movie. And people complain about Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange.

Honestly both are incredibly watchable. The second one does stand out as being a little crazier with its inclusion of Spretzel. Also Andrew Mccarthy is far less charismatic than the dude in the second one. Mesach Taylor is fucking amazing in both.

Yea this one is easily better than the first. Andrew Mccarthy is just too much of a smug shit in all his roles to really root for him in any of his movies. The first one was also waaaaaaaaaaay to involved in selling the high stakes world of window displays for some reason.

Also Baldwin is doing some killer wig work in the first 15 min of this movie.

I really wish Largo would ease up on its filming restrictions. It would indeed be fucking awesome to be able to occasionally catch a live show on video. I'd even be down to pay a few bucks for them like the CBB live episodes they release in the store.

PFT as garry marshall on either this or the other sister is gold just waiting to be made.

Watched the 3 hour version yesterday. Jesse Eisenberg should be banished from Hollywood for the performance he turned in, and Zach Snyder can go with him allowing it. The dream sequence is easily one of the most jarring scenes I've seen in a movie in quite some time in terms of how little it connected with both the movie and any semblance of making sense. The whole Martha/Martha bullshit was fucking crazy. And then the next fucking scene Batman tells Diana Lane he''s Superman's friend, I just about lost my mind. It's like dude you just spent the last two hours telling me how much Superman needs to die, to the point of designing special weaponry meant to specifically kill just him. The last thing you could be called is his fucking friend. Wonder Woman was easily the best part of the movie. Gal Gadot fucking crushed it in this movie. I really hope her solo film is handed off to a more competent team.

We're really not going to talk about the fact that this movie ends with the french sous chef getting ready to take that crab to the bone zone?