Ofcoursemyhorse
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She wants to up her acting chops so that the guys at Marvel will take her seriously for Captain Marvel.
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The thing I remember most about this movie is that the entire thing seems like it was shot in super HD or something it just looks fucking bizarre. Also, it really is a shame that Robin Williams wasnt getting better offers than pieces of shit like this later into his career.
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I don't know. I certainly agree the french original had a much creepier ending. But I enjoy this movie, and like watching it with people who havent seen it before because they all lose their shit when Sandra Bullock disappears and then they find out her fate at the end of the movie. Jeff Bridges is a legit fucking creep in this movie, and I actually like the fact that the movie didnt end with Nancy being the one buried with Kiefer rescuing her, I thought it was a pretty progressive move to have Nancy be the one who has to save Kiefer. I do think that both Jeff Bridges and Kiefer Sutherland could have role swapped and each would have done an equally good job.
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The Master of Disguise (2002)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to jesshelga's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I watched Opportunity Knocks and Clean Slate more times than I can count because HBO played those movies on a goddamn loop in the 90's. I enjoyed them then, they definitively do not stand the test of time though. -
I know i'll probably be the sole voice of dissent here, but I actually liked this movie. I maintain if they ever do a HDTGM that features a Scorscese movie it should either be The Wolf of Wall Street or Hugo.
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Wallace Shawn is pretty wonderful in this otherwise terrible movie. I think this was one of Jennifer Love Hewitts first movie too.
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Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to SlidePocket's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
This movie was made for this podcast. Its so fucking strange. From the weird side stories where Harrison is trying to sell Martin Landau's house to the plot where Bruce Greenwood is trying to fuck over Harrison for sleeping with his ex-girlfriend, who is apparently a psychic. The ending which insanely has Dwight Yoakam as coincedentally being both the main bad guys bodyguard and also the guy who murdered Hartnetts father really blew my fucking mind the first time I saw this movie. This movie feels like an extra long pilot episode for a shitty cop show that just never got picked up so they opted to release it as a movie instead. -
The shots of Stallone using a laptop hold a special place in my heart.
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Sho Nuff is one the greatest villians to ever grace the silver screen.
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Even more crazy than this movie is that the 13th Warrior is based on The Eaters of the Dead which was Michael Crichtons attempt making Beowulf a more interesting story than the poem it was based on.
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Its a strange one but I enjoyed it. I am shocked that they havent tried to adapt it again given the success of Game of Thrones and Vikings recently.
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the final battle with bale and the president is so nuts, the fact that they both had to memorize that goofy choreography is hilarious.
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Honestly as a watcher of shitty lifetime movies, this is just that a shitty lifetime movie. It doesnt need to be a parody. I can only imagine the glee the two of them had when they decided to do this project for how much it would fuck with peoples preconceptions. Its fun to watch for me just for how stupid the plot is and how jarring it is to see both Wiig and Ferrell play the roles with zero humor to them.
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Grace Jones would also be a solid option.
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Also Helen Mirren has my vote for female Sam Eliot, if only to hear her call Ronda "Mijo"
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Better have a throat rip in it.
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Look Who's Talking (1989)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to joel_rosenbaum's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Its pretty crazy that Kirstie Alleys character starts this movie as a mistress who gets pregnant by a man whose nearly two decades older than her. The first sequel gets a pass because the animantronic toilet is pretty spectacular. Look who's talking now is fucking awful. Its so fucking weird, Mikey wants a dog so his fathers boss (who until this moment, I thought was Rebecca De Mornay) gives them her full grown and trained poodle out of fucking nowhere. They try flipping the roles so that Travolta is now successful while Kirstie Alley is apparently unable to find work despite being a great accountant as the first movie set up so laboriously. So much of the movie sets up that Travolta is going to at least entertain the notion of having an affair with his attractive boss. Only for it to turn out that Travolta couldnt have given less of a shit about his boss. You need to watch this movie before you reccomend the first one. -
Alone in the Dark (2005)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to angelofmovies's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I remember seeing Christian Slater on Conan a few months ago and thinking "Oh so he's a legit crazy person." -
And just to make June lose her mind heres just one pic of that glorious closet from the movie.
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They really need to do this movie.......
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Saw the trailer for the new Point Break, it looks fucking terrible. In regards to this movie, the gun kata really is some of the most nonsensical shit to come out of a sci fi movie in quite some time.
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The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to GrantGibson's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
God this fucking movie. The only thing I liked about it was Lily Tomlin constantly trying to fuck Diedrich Bader. -
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to theandrewkelley's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
This is a fucking terrible movie. That being said, Alan Rickmans performance in this movie is the stuff of legends. -
EPISODE 117.5 - Minisode 117.5
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I remember finding out over the course of one week that Doug Benson had been in both Captain EO and Friends and it dawning on me how old he must be. Needless to say my mind was fucking blown. -
The Last Airbender 2
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Elektra Boogaloo's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Well this next movie should at least have Toph if in it. If he manages to fuck this one up too they should take away his directing privileges.