Ofcoursemyhorse
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to ThePeterWhitney's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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Its also so fucking insane that a struggling architect can apparently afford 3 clones
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All three clones have sex with his wife.
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Yea its even stranger they got his sister to play the role, what a fucking weird concept to have to struggle around with when you're that young. That you're going to pretend to try to murder your sister, and constantly threaten her life throughout the movie. The ending is fucking insane too. Forgive me but spoilers on 20+ year old movie, when that lady fucking drops Macaulay in order to save Elijah I remember losing my mind that this movie actually ended with Kevin Mcallister getting unceremoniously lobbed onto some jagged rocks by his own mother. I thought mothers were supposed to have super strength in those situations?
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The signs of a bad movie list
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to DeathToMikeyBay's topic in How Did This Get Made?
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What a weird movie to fight for. A film that makes hollywoods lovable scamp into a sociopathic sibling murderer. It'd be like Tom Hanks demanding to play a role where he's a pedophile immediately after Sleepless in Seattle.
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I want to find who was responsible for greenlighting a movie with Paulie Shore and Andy Dick as the leads and ask him for smidge of whatever the fuck he was on, cause it must have been some really good shit.
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Descendants (2015)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to taylor anne photo's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I like that they chose actual midget Kristin Chenowith to play Malificent. She looks so weird standing what is supposed to be her teenage daughter, who is clearly already two inches taller than her.- 4 replies
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Fuck, how could I forget Major Payne. What a shit heap of a movie, of course it followed the eighties school of thought that every movie should end with the leads having to win a boat race or decathalon.
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And on the flip side, isnt this also when all the serious military movies started churning out one after the other ala Basic, The Generals daugher, Rules of Engagement, Courage Under Fire, High Crimes etc.. God what about Renaissance Man, i'd almost suggest that one for the podcast if it werent so painfully boring.
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All I can think about after reading this is that scene from Silicon Valley where Erlich and Dinesh are talking about how he got mistaken for being mexican. Also cannot help but think of this guy, who has played every ethnicity at some point or another.
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I got to say as goofy as this movie is, the scene where the octopus grabbed the two kids and turned them into paper cutouts freaked me the fuck out as a kid.
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Down Periscope at least attempted to be fun. Mchales Navy was just a really shitty action movie built around Tom Arnold tossing out one liners.
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I was trying to say that Warwick had been in both Willow and Labyrinth. I never thought he was in this one. Although he should have been.
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Except that this movie is intentionally insane, what exactly would there be for them to talk about? It doesnt work if everything thats weird about a movie is put there with a purpose, or should they cover the Airplane! movies next? The reason Face/Off and Con Air worked so well is because those movie didnt intend for them to turn out as hilariously as they did. Ed Woods movies are hard to do, just because although they are next level bad, you could screen most 50's movies to the gang and i'm sure they'd have an equal reaction. It was just a different era. Its like the Honeymooners, extremely popular for its time. Main characters catch phrase is threatening to punch his wife in the face.
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Only the Strong (1993)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Ofcoursemyhorse's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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i just appreciated it as an honest attempt as to explaining how Antonio was able to talk with them later, rather than it just being totally at random like most period movies where you'll find french, german soldiers etc. speaking in perfect english with a fancy accent.
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This movie still gives me nightmares about trying to beat that fucking water level in TMNT when I was a kid.
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I agree I think the phrasing makes people think that the only movies that be covered should be 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. I personally enjoy the episodes far more when the june jason paul and the guest are on opposing sides on enjoying the movie. And I'd be much happier them doing a good movie with some crazy shit in it, then to watch movies like Gooby, or the Last Airbender.
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To be fair I can see why people could watch this movie and be put of at first. Eastwood calls his teenage sidekick "gook" for a decent amount of the movie. But as been pointed out how that necessitates an entire episode on an otherwise solid movie is beyond me. It is somewhat different just because we love the podcast so hearing our second opinions read would of course be a joy. But for the random people who wrote the reviews i'm sure there are a few who'd be mortified to know they're being scrutinized for them in front of a packed audience.
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Dont forget Tinkerbell lusting after a Peter Pan in a super awkward scene where Robin Williams is mentally degenerating into a ten year old and Tink just wants to fuck.
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I agree with most of what you said, this however stuck out as being a tad hilarious in terms of what this podcast does every other week, which is pick out a movie, that some people may like and say things like "can you believe that people actually like this movie". I'll just add that I agree that it is silly to assume people are going to have the same negative reaction on a well received movie, however there are some well received movies that are fucking insane. Honestly there are countless movies out there that no matter how great and well made, have endings or stories that in them that intentionally leave their audience split after the credits roll.
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I did like the scene wheres Banderas is watching them around the fire, and he slowly starts to pick up their language.