Ofcoursemyhorse
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The Skateboard Kid (1993)
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Guys mystery solved. Its in fact the spirit of a magic shop owner who also apparently skateboarded in the 70's that allows the skateboard to gain sentience. It all seems so simple in retrospect. -
If were going to start covering good Nic Cage movies, then I vote Bad Lieutenant cause that movie is fucking mindblowing.
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The Skateboard Kid (1993)
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And that skateboard that the kid grows to love throughout the course of the movie gets straight up shot. Only for the kid to unceremoniously say he doesnt need it anymore because Timothy Busfield is going to be his father now. -
The Skateboard Kid (1993)
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Unfortunately I hadnt seen both this and the sequel in years and ended up conjuring a plot point out of nowhere that someones mother inhabited a skateboard. This movie still does contain a skateboard that gains life out of nowhere after a kid attaches a batman car to the front of it. -
That line Jason said during the Junior episode about whoopi and langella made me remember that basketball movie they were both in which is equally ripe for parody. Then I remembered that time that Ted Danson went out in black face and I couldnt help but think of this wildly inexplicable movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AAee1P_nio
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I didnt mean to imply that Danson was being a wild racist, I just remember everybody not getting the joke. I've always been strongly Pro-Danson. From Gullivers Travels to Curb your Enthusiasm and on.
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The Skateboard Kid II (1995)
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Guys this kid finds out his mom is a skateboard at certain point in the movie. Its pretty cuckoo brains. Edit: Im the cuckoo brains on this one, I apparently hallucinated the plot point of a possessed skateboard, at a certain point the kid in the first movie realizes wow upside down spells mom. Not that his dead mother is in fact living on in a skateboard. Although I have no idea why that movie hasnt been made yet. This movie although hilariously terrible wouldnt be as fun just because the first one actually does have a sentient skateboard that gets straight up murdered. -
It's really hard to do this movie any kind of justice in words alone, but there is a plot point involving this kids skateboard that is insane beyond belief. And im not even talking about the fact that this kid flies on his skateboard which for some reason has circuitry and electronics in it.
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This is a very strange old movie, I think it got played on starz or hbo on a fairly regular rotation at one point though. http://www.amazon.com/Once-Blue-Moon-Cody-Serpa/dp/B0000TWNBA Just wondering who else has seen this bit of insanity.
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His name in this movie is fucking Tea Cake Walters.
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Watching kids bumble their way through that green screen game at the end was equal parts hilarious/painful.
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Much needed bump for this great and fucking crazy movie
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John Lithgow plays a ginger haired assassin with a spectacular accent. And very nearly succeeds in destroying Denzel Washington's life with such an amazingly over the top lunatic plan. I really can't recommend this movie any more highly.
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Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Al's French Fry's's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I know Tom Cruise is a bit of an odd duck, but goddamn if he isnt one hell of a good sport. Between Tropic Thunder or even Edge of Tomorrow more recently, he really is a solid comedic actor. -
I'd be really sad if they never cover this movie. Its really fucking perfect for this podcast, and is a very enjoyable movie in its own right.
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Honestly the way this movie fucked with preconceived notions was hilarious. Sam Jackson starts giving his hero's speech and up until the second his ass got eaten by a shark you totally believed he was going to a far more integral part of the action. Then they almost have you believing the shark trainer guy is going to end up with the scientist lady and theyre going to end up as the last two alive. NOPE. Its him and L.L. Cool J floating away as the happy couple.
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Also my favorite scene is where Tcheky Karyo dies and Aaron Eckhart loses his shit on Hilary Swank only to forgive her like 2 seconds later in the next shot.
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They really do need to do this movie, its the quintessential bad disaster movie and its much more fun to watch than stuff like Dantes Peak or Volcano
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This movie has its flaws, but its a fucking great movie.
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Its coming.....
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A remake of a French film but Jean Reno and his little buddy are in both versions. So much of this movie is confusing. Most of which is Applegate being cast in various roles as Jean Reno's lover/ancestor.
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Its fun, Jean Reno hams it up like crazy. It was one of those movies on HBO that they played on a far too frequent basis.
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Also fuck Neil Blomkamp for casting Die Antwoord in two lead roles. Hows about you go ahead and make sure you have a competent movie before you start stunt casting.
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The most depressing thing about this movie is that because its such a flop it makes a sequel for District 9 seem like even more of a impossibility.
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Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Al's French Fry's's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
God what a terrible movie. The only thing I can think of when watching this movie is all the wasted money. Every scene seems like a contest to see which could have the most amount of money thrown at it needlessly. From the villa scene where Thandie Newtons character is introduced to Dougray Scotts island compound. I just imagine producers ripping their hair out as John Woo blows money left and right on pointless shit.