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Everything posted by Ofcoursemyhorse
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Hey guys Shaq's mom is just trying to bake the perfect souffle. So if you could go ahead and keep it quiet that'd be great. Also, Judd Nelson's lair is in an arcade.
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Wasnt Judd Nelson the bad guy in this movie? With some kind of soul patch action going on?
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If anyone is suited to handle a role like this its a nouveau shaman.
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This movie has so many hairpieces its terrifying. If they all gained sentience and amassed together it would be a threat the likes of which has never been seen.
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PFT as Garry Marshall making up a bunch of on-set stories would easily be one of the best things ever. After Earth was a great episode but just think of what it could have been with Werner Herzog commenting on the movie.
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Inspector Gadget (1999)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to boxerthehorse's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Yea I dont know why he was so bummed on the set of deck the halls, he'd already been at the bottom for years before. All kidding aside this movie is spectacular garbage. I still cant believe how badly they butchered the gadget car. A GODDAMN SHAME. -
Episode 99.5 — Minisode 99.5
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I really hope it's Aziz or someone of equal awesomeness in the guest spot on this one. -
Kevin Smith should be the guest if they ever do this one, I know he was particularly annoyed with a runner involving VInce Vaughn and Russian nesting dolls.
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Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to jarrycanada's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I think JJ will do a great job with the films. Even though I thought Star Trek 2 was more than a bit of a bummer. I'd give anything if the next Star Trek movie was about Picard and Crew instead of Kirk. The original movies were great, but lets not pretend that George Lucas was ever a master of writing dialogue, and after the prequels the series only has an upward trajectory. The best thing about the trailer, not a single mention of trade federations. Or long shots of the senate. -
This movie is absolutely wonderful and I reiterate that Liam Neeson is fucking hilarious in this movie.
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Daylight is a solid choice as well.
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I actually enjoyed the movie, although Marcia Gay Harden's character annoyed the shit out of me. Dat ending tho.
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Oh god, this movie is so so so bad. I just love that this guy watches two semi-humans beat people up in a park and decides that these two are the people he needs to be watching over his terrible children.
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Tomb Raider (2001)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Seersuckersoldier's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Fun fact, her nerdy buddy is the guy who cut off Jaime Lannisters hand in Game of Thrones. -
Its kind of hard to do a spoof movie. Even if the jokes are terrible. Otherwise i'd be shocked that they hadnt already done Top Secret!
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How does a movie about spunky teens overthrowing a corrupt goverment with the power of rollerskates and glowing orb named Bohdai not have a million more responses.
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Hey guys Ed Harris just wants to save the marshlands, so if you could ahead and get onboard with that it would be ideal. Also, Melanie Griffith has ovaries drawn on her shirt in the middle of a class of 12 year olds.
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Ladybugs, would be a fucking amazing movie for them to do. If you really want to lose your mind though, read the plot description for the last movie he did, Bad girls from Valley high. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Girls_from_Valley_High Holy shit.
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The way he decided to go out was sad, but it has no relevance as to being able to enjoy his movies anymore. I really hope that Toys isn't the last Robin Williams movie thats covered here as well or Fast 7 for that matter. Making fun of the movies is never meant to be in a hurtful manner, it's a line in the opening jingle of the podcast. The only way it'd be depressing is if they intentionally went out of their way to do so.
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I want razorblades in the bubble gum!!!!!!!!!!!
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Too soon for a Paul Walker movie. I wonder if theyre even going to do Fast and the Furious 7. But Holy shit this movie is amazing. Weekend at Bernie's is a scientist who turns Paul Walker into a T-rex that wants to date Denise Richards. That is mind-boggling.
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Bump cause this just got put on Netflix and is screaming to be done. The first conversation Katherine Heigl has with her love interest in the movie has enough going on to fill an episode.
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The entire premise is just fucking nonsense. Jodie Foster gets divorced and her first course of action is to buy a four story brownstone in New York for her and her one daughter. Which just happened to be owned be a reclusive millionaire who had an safe room installed. Which also just happened to have $22 million in bearer bonds stashed away in it. Oh and the bad guys are Forest Whitaker, Dwight Yoakam, and Jared Leto in cornrows.