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The Panic Room is a much more podcast worthy movie of Finchers. The Game was a fun movie. I particularly liked the scene where they used the spliced dialogue of the news anchor to talk to Douglas.

The first scene where they try to introduce the kid as a hacker is fucking nuts.

They also actively hate each other for no reason throughout most of the movie.

God dammit. Of course it was already on here. It would have been far too glaring an oversight. My mistake.

Holy shit, i'm more than a bit stunned this wasn't on here already. JCVD's mullet is so thoroughly showcased in this movie it should get its own acting credit and SAG card. Lance Henriksen is a bad guy who uses a pistol that only fires one shot before it needs to be reloaded. And at one point was actually set on fire, and the take of him tearing off a burning jacket is still in the movie. Oh and Wilford Brimley shows up and speaks creole. God what a delightful movie.

God this was a weird movie. I remember the first one being fun, this one not so much. Although Dennis Farina is solid gold in this. I've been trying to find a trailer but cant find much besides clips of random scenes.

This seemed like a horrible movie that a producer kept shoveling money at in an attempt to fix it. It did not work.

This movie is nuts. It would be amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing for the show. It's a terrible movie that is thoroughly entertaining, josh lucas manages to out-cage Nic Cage which is something to behold. Even if they don't do it for the show just watch this movie, it's entirely worth it.

I got to find out what a hymen was at age 12 when I asked my dad how the guy at the end knew the princess had lost her virginity.

If this movie only existed to showcase the scene where Terry Crews silently sings "Working for the Weekend" its all too worth it.

God I keep having memories of multiple people trying to murder the dog in this movie. Also I believe Chuckie is the same actor who played Kevin Spacey's shithead kid in The Ref.

This movie is fucking nuts. I remember seeing this movie way too many times when I was a kid.

Tommy Lee Jones might as well have dressed up in all green, dancing around with shamrocks in his hands for the subtleness of his accent work in this movie.

Poor Jerry Orbach. I think 90% of his career was either playing cops or a mafia boss. Or in this case a mixture of the both.

Mel's butt might not be on this but Goldie's makes an appearance.

Holy shit, I almost forgot about the scene where Chris Evans and the Head of security guy were sniping at each other from what appeared to be a half a mile away on a fast moving train, with sub-machine guns. This is a terrible movie.

The movie ends with 20+ year old woman who will have to theoretically begin repopulating the planet with a 3 year old. Jason would lose his fucking mind over this movie. Whether he liked it or not.

Dina Myers taught the girl in Winters Tale how to have a fake seizure.

This offer better be taken up on. That is gold.

The Marilyn Manson cameo was grosso. I liked this movie when I saw it the first time. It seems a bit too tongue in cheek to be a serious contender for the podcast despite its quirks.

I'll admit it's a very interesting premise, but to say there isn't enough here to sustain a podcast is silly. There's so much insanity to discuss aside from the logic of the last people on earth all being one one train and incidentally I might add. It's like Drew Weeny said, world-building movies can have a really easy time getting themselves into some trouble, in terms of finding a way to adequately explain everything. I can pretty much guarantee this movie would make an amazing podcast, the ending would drive Jason absolutely mental.

Holy shit this is Hugo all over again. Stylistically this movie is beautiful. The action scenes were incredibly well done. Does not change the fact that this movie is a lovely looking piece of garbage. My wife and I both looked at each other stunned after watching this, we were both expecting an amazing movie from the all the hype on Io9, and the fact that The Host was a great movie. Boy were we wrong. SPOILAAAAAAAS -Are you fucking kidding me? Chris Evans is disgusted to find out that protein bars are made out of insects. Despite the fact that he and all the other tail section passengers were eating one another at one point? I should think that eating a few bugs would be far more favorable than your mentors arm. -Why is what appears to be a middle-aged banker the most elite fighter on the train? He destroys Chris Evans and the mute ninja guy with the tattoo's, only to be effortlessly defeated by Song Kang-Ho? -Why are they slowly walking through the train after the first fight? I thought this was a desperate battle to the front of the train. The sushi and classroom scene are both fucking nuts, and give such a weird sense of pacing. Watching Chris Evans and Co. stand there and listen to endless amounts of exposition was painful. -Why were there bullets in the fucking eggs?I can understand hiding guns in the egg baskets, but what the fuck was with the individual bullets hidden in the eggs. -Why would Ed Harris want to recruit someone from the tail section, rather than have a son or daughter and groom them for the role? -Chris Evans is horrified that children are being used to keep the train running. How is that anywhere near as horrifying to him as the time he almost ate a fucking baby. -Despite his horror, Chris Evans and crew decide to destroy the train, and appear to kill every last remaining person on the planet including all the children. Save two. -We learn at the end that life is sustainable outside the train. Except that the last two survivors are a 20 year old woman and a 3 year old child. Which means that the only logistical conclusion is that these two will more than likely die of starvation or freezing to death. Or that they survive and attempt to repopulate the planet. Both of which are unfortunate. -This movie is garbage.

This is a terrible movie that Keaton saves with his awesomeness.

Oh my god, I forgot Brent Spiner was the villain in this movie.

Their attempts at plot twists were fucking hysterical.