Ofcoursemyhorse
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Well I know that dead parents are in essentially every disney cartoon. And I just rewatched the Hunchback of Notre Dame and lord knows that movie is some dark nonsense even when its been toned down. Still it feels odd to see a scene where an adult man taunts a child for being an orphan before gleefully sending him to the orphanage. I understand why film lover's appreciate the movie for its ode to the beginning of film. But as a stand-alone movie its just insane.
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Hugo is a beautifully shot piece of insanity with an interesting plot and an amazing prop team. But that doesnt excuse Jude Law's death scene which is goddamn nonsense. He hears something in a hallway opens up a pair of doors to a black and white hallway that erupts in some of the worst fire effects i've seen since Phantasmagoria, and is immediately consumed in flame. Also, at one point Sacha Baron Cohen grabs a child, asks him if he has any parents and responds with "Excellent!" when the child answers that he doesn't. Oh and the main character in this movie is made twice an orphan. This was a kids movie right? Good movie or not, the team would have a million things to say about it.
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It'd be racist of them not to comment on this movie. It's legitimately awesome. They would have as a great a time watching this as the Crank and later Fast and the Furious movies.
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At least watch the trailer. This movie really is wonderful, i'd love to hear the guys do a bollywood movie. And this one is beyond entertaining.
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Not too mention he buys what appears to be a massive mansion designed after a castle across the street from his house in suburban neighborhood. Oh and Miguel Ferrer and Tone Loc and a bank manager are the heavies in this movie.
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Jude Law's death scene alone necessitates this movie being done.
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If they do two back to back disaster movies, Poseidon needs to be in on the mix.
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Corrections & Omissions: Mortal Kombat
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to riddler645's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I always thought that the autographed picture of Johnny Cage launched from Scorpions body after he exploded, implying that Scorpion at some point met Johnny Cage and got his autograph because he was a huge fan. -
If theyre going to do any one of these movies it should be the third one. if only for the delightful casting choices of Hulk Hogan, Loni Anderson and Jim Varney. Although the second one does have the distinction of being one of Donal Logues first movies.
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Also fairly certain O'Toole was legitimately drunk for the duration of filming.
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Liam Neeson is pure fucking gold in this movie.
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The body count in this movie is fucking insane. I remember looking up at the screen at one point and just seeing a a massive pile of dead secret service agents. Can't believe no ones mentioned the explosion that launches gerard butler like 15 feet into air while he holds a christ pose.
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Honestly I liked the Rocketeer. It was more than a little goofy but it was fun and i thought Billy Campbell was pretty darn good in it. Also Timothy Dalton was clearly having a hell of a time as the villain in the movie and I always appreciate that.
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to ErikC's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
To be fair, Eric Bogosian gives a fairly delightful performance, the main henchman is also wonderful in this movie. He's also the villain in the movie The People Under the Stairs in which he is absolutely amazing. -
Treat Williams and Billy Zane were clearly having a contest to see who could give a hammier performance in this movie. They both won.
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The 2013 Holiday movie poll discussion
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to DeathToMikeyBay's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I remember watching Christmas with the Kranks, and just feeling bad for Jamie Lee Curtis. They did everything they could to make her as unattractive as humanly possible. Also, this movie is garbage. -
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Lando's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
They did their absolute best to make her look like a ten year old boy in this movie. So unless your this guy: Theres not really much to look forward to. -
Only the Strong (1993)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Ofcoursemyhorse's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I dont know which is the more noble sacrifice. Kevin Costner giving his life for a dog in Man of Steel. Or Donovan giving his life for a brazilian gourd guitar. -
I havent seen it, I just know it was a huge bomb and got fairly bad reviews. I know that doesnt dictate a bad movie necessarily but i'm fairly certain I wouldn't be a fan.
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That Jingle all the Way has been done and this hasnt is a goddamn crime.
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I was fairly shocked that Mcweeny didnt name Heavens Gate when they started talking about directors pet projects that went horribly awry.
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII just want tooooo fly.
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Also worth noting that the band Sugar Ray has an inexplicable cameo in the movie.
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This movies 100% needs to be done. The premise alone is fucking bananas. A woman worried about her missing horrid child, decides that instead of looking for the kid herself or sending his actual father, she is going to instead LIE to two different ex boyfriends about them having a son. How this movie ended without crystal or williams delivering a savage uppercut to that woman is mind-boggling.
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Episode 68 — Over The Top: LIVE!
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Oh what a bummer, the last couple of weeks i've been guessing random celebrities who might have fit the bill. My two favorite guesses were Gary Busey and James Caan.
