TalalKarkouti

Made with love xx https://soundcloud.com/talalaban/cbbplgz2

Lyrics: Hey Scott, show me what you got I’m bettin’ that it’s hot to trot inside that plug bag And don’t shrug sad, coz you don’t got what those thugs had Hey Scott, the kettle throws in its lot with the pot I’m gonna take a squat and shit snot Which I’m gonna make you chug at

Here's another theme from me. Maybe Scott can say my name right this time. But to be honest, him mispronouncing my name was one of my fave CBB moments ever!

Hope you like my plugs theme! Long time first time from across the pond... xxx

This Irish guy can't find his soup. He gets pretty angry about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4

this is pretty genius, and relevant.

This drunk idiot told me a story about a trip to Las Vegas. I recorded it and uploaded it onto my Joke a Day series on YouTube. His british accent and his friends interruptions make quite a funny video. Check it out! Love, @talalaban

Also, this guy told me a funny story so I uploaded it to YouTube. Does this count as a Best Story or Crap on YouTube? I'll just put it on both. His accent plus his friends interjections make it quite funny. Enjoy!

This is amazing. Some UK school kids engaging in the weirdest, most pathetic rap battle ever. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LKYLnrTMq0

You're urinating urine in the room your in. On a Honduran whose on tour in southern Turin. How rude! If said correctly, should rhyme pretty nicely. xxxxx @talalaban

Fuck you Scott! This episode was my fucking favourite for a long time but man, you fucking dick, I was laughing so hard on the London Underground in the middle of rush hour today, with my face in some fat fuckers armpit. I couldn't fucking control myself but I also didn't want to stop listening. The weirdest feeling of simultaneously being embarrassed and thoroughly entertained. You always hear stories about podcast listeners laughing in public but it's never been an issue for me, until today. Worth every weird look. Horatio is my absolute hero, I don't know much, but I know that Hooray Show is my idea of heaven. And, well, I guess that's all i need to know. Please let them come out sooner! Benny Schwazz? Always gold. No point even complimenting him anymore. I fucking love you Hot Soccormom! (I used to think I invented that nickname until I realised I was an idiot) I'm gonna start watching house of lies now, wanna see Benny's little tiny butt. love love love, T

Wait a sec! Sexy robot says at the end of each episode that we should antagonise the fucker! Sooooo confused!!

Woah! I forgot my station for a moment. Thanks for the reality check. I just wanna touch him though, he's scary in a good way!

Thas for a great trilogy Adair. Really well made and well performed. I love every. Single. One. Of your guests. If you added Gemberlicking and Rust it would have been my dream team! Really, so fucking good. And i like your new experiments. I think its working, just keep pushing it. BUT As a massive fan and weekly listener i feel like i should share my 2 issues: The first is a real issue. The gum chewing made my stomach turn. My housemate does it all the time and it drives me crazy. Worst sound in the world. Why would you do that into a mic? The second im not sure is even a issue, but more of an improv quiery. You seemed to direct the improvisers more during the flatmate scenes. Is that to be expected. It didnt ruin anything for me, i just felt bad for the improvisers who might have had their own ideas before you interrupted the mwith direction. Was this something you discussed with the, beforehand? Dont get me wrong, the scenes were as funny and interesting as ever as has been mentioned on this thread. Love you forever Matt, I have learned so much from you from across the Atlantic! Talal Ps. I am doing UCB 101 here in London in February and am dying to know who our tutor(s) will be. Any clue Adair? Pps. My dream is to follow that up with 102 in LA. What are the chances of that happening?? Lovelovelove