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Mister Malaka

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  1. Mister Malaka
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants
  2. Mister Malaka
    I love it when you call me Big Poppa. I hate it when you call me Big Poopa.
  3. Mister Malaka
    Sales at Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium began to decline when Mrs. Magupermarket's Majestic Supermarket came into town.
  4. Mister Malaka
    When Marc Summers double dares you to sleep with him, get ready for a physical challenge.
  5. Mister Malaka
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.
  6. Mister Malaka
    I saw Momma Mia with my momma Mia, my sister Sia, my niece Nia and my girl Gia. They're all bia bia's.
  7. Mister Malaka
    Lisa took a pill in Ibiza after she lost her Visa. It was Ginkoba.
  8. Mister Malaka
    I have my ear to the ground, my nose to the grindstone and my eyes on the prize. My doctor diagnosed me with having Picasso face.
  9. Mister Malaka
    When life give you lemons, how about you show some gratitude towards life before making lemonade, you selfish son of a bitch!
  10. Mister Malaka
    If you need a special pick-me-up, then just look for someone larger than you.
  11. Mister Malaka
    When it comes to smacking my bitch up, I consider myself a prodigy.
  12. Mister Malaka
    Please, call me Magic Mike. Magical Michael is my father's name.
  13. Mister Malaka
    Me so horny? Mesothelioma!
  14. Mister Malaka
    I had to get rid of my Alanis Morissette shirt, because it seems like everybody wears an ironic shirt nowadays.
  15. Mister Malaka
    I started taking opioids. Now I'm taking Opie and Anthonyoids.
  16. Mister Malaka
    I love it when you call me Big Poppa. I hate it when you call me Big Poopa.
  17. Mister Malaka
    Have you seen the Handmaid's tail? Wow! It was so long and just sticking right out of her butt.
  18. Mister Malaka
    I'm rubber and you're glue, doctor. YOU'RE the one who has cancer.
  19. Mister Malaka
    I'm the Sue chef of this restaurant and I'm Bobby Flay's sister. If you ask Sue Flay to make you a souffle...I'll see you in hell.
  20. Mister Malaka
    I love me a good response catchphrase
  21. Mister Malaka
    I'm the sue chef of this restaurant. If you don't like my food...I'll see you in court!
  22. Mister Malaka
    Rick Ross' rap rick roll ruckus rocked Russ' rack and rumpus.
  23. Mister Malaka
    Please stop talking about my throat. I have a cold, so it's a sore subject for me.
  24. Mister Malaka
    With all dude respect, bros before hoes.
  25. Mister Malaka
    I couldn't believe the amount of ham I saw hanging from the trees when I entered the Black Forest.
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