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Mister Malaka

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  1. Mister Malaka
    Give me a titty twister and I'll twist and titter.
  2. Mister Malaka
    Now listen here, Missy. I'm letting you off with a misdemeanor, Missy Elliot.
  3. Mister Malaka
    I'm not going to sugarcoat this...the last thing I want is ants all over my jacket.
  4. Mister Malaka
    I feel emasculated being in this elevator. Its shaft is WAY bigger than mine.
  5. Mister Malaka
    I just saw Saw 2 last night, have you seen Saw 2? Yes, I just saw Saw 2 too!
  6. Mister Malaka
    Honey, I shrunk the kids. Honey, I blew up the kid. Honey, we shrunk ourselves. Honey, we need a divorce.
  7. Mister Malaka
    Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Honey, did you hear the good news? My brother and his monkey wife are pregnant!
  8. Mister Malaka
    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beat All Jews! Tricked ya!
  9. Mister Malaka
    My grandfather kicked the bucket last night. He didn't have his glasses on, so he just walked right into the bucket.
  10. Mister Malaka
    The Fonz oveslayyyyyyyyy igpayyyyyyyyy atinlayyyyyyyyy!
  11. Mister Malaka
    Yo Yo-Yo Ma, even my Pinocchio yo-yo has no strings!
  12. Mister Malaka
    Move over hookers! Restaurants are offering curbside pickup now.
  13. Mister Malaka
    He be from the Bee Gees and he be giving me the heebie-jeebies.
  14. Mister Malaka

    Algorithm? More like Al Gore don't got rhythm!

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    That's what I call An Inconvenient Truth.
  15. Mister Malaka
    Algorithm? More like Al Gore don't got rhythm!
  16. Mister Malaka
    If I had a quarter for every time I saw a vibrating bed, I would use it.
  17. Mister Malaka
    I'm so hungry, I could eat a hoarse whore's horse!
  18. Mister Malaka
    Revenge is a dish best served cold, so here's your ice cream! Wait, why am I feeding you? Teach me how to revenge.
  19. Mister Malaka

    Tickle me pink? Whatever you say, you slutty pirate.

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    Time to gangplank this land ho!
  20. Mister Malaka
    Tickle me pink? Whatever you say, you slutty pirate.
  21. Mister Malaka
    Welcome to Jay-Z's entourage! On Wednesdays, Jay's crew wears J.Crew.
  22. Mister Malaka
    Yo Ne-Yo! Yo knee, yo! Check out yo knee, Ne-Yo!
  23. Mister Malaka
    Stop! S-s-s-s-s-stammer time!
  24. Mister Malaka
    Is there an echo in the BUILDING? BUILDing? BUILding? building?
  25. Mister Malaka
    Where the hell do you think you're going with my car, Xzibit? You don't have a show anymore!
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