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Mister Malaka

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  1. Mister Malaka
    Allllllllrighty, then! Bruce Allllllllmighty, now!
  2. Mister Malaka
    It's SIR Elton John. You have insulted my honor. I demand satisfaction and I challenge you to a piano duel at dawn.
  3. Mister Malaka
    He's at the 40...the 35...the 30...the 25. That naked crazed fan on the field could. Go. All. The. Way. To. Jail!
  4. Mister Malaka
    I want 1 million dollars in sequential marked bills, a helicopter, and 1 month of free helicopter flying lessons. These are my demands.
  5. Mister Malaka
    The name is James Bond. Jesse James Bond. Uncle Jesse James Bond. Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond. Hey hey, we're the Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond.
  6. Mister Malaka
    Hear this now, now hear this!
  7. Mister Malaka
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.
  8. Mister Malaka
    Read My Lips. It's my new favorite book. I've been dying to talk to someone about it.
  9. Mister Malaka
    Hands down the funniest Howl miniseries. Already on my second listen through these. I hope they do more episodes. I'm shocked the forums for this aren't filled with comments.
  10. Mister Malaka
    The Addams family values their copy of Addams Family Values.
  11. Mister Malaka
    If I've told you "If I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times" once then I've told you "I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times" 1000 times.
  12. Mister Malaka
    Did you say you two are thick as thieves or thick ass thieves, because I'm into big burglar babes.
  13. Mister Malaka
    Congrats on becoming the most replied catchphrase in history!
  14. Mister Malaka
    After failing to win a single game as the high school quarterback, 75 Cent decided to move on to rapping.
  15. Mister Malaka
    My name is Catchphrase Scott and I'm here to say, I like to catchphrase in a rapping way.
  16. Mister Malaka
    Why even bother calling me if you're not going to heed my advice? Either find a new doctor or stop your monkey kids from jumping on the bed.
  17. Mister Malaka
    When the judge declared a hung jury, all the men on the jury stood up and high-fived.
  18. Mister Malaka
    Sisqo & Ebert give it two thongs down to the ground. Best movie of the year.
  19. Mister Malaka
    The crazy clown was sent to the ballooney bin.
  20. Mister Malaka
    Can you please hand me that towel? I misunderstood the expression "soup to nuts"
  21. Mister Malaka
    Out, damned Spot! Out! See damned Spot run. Run damned Spot, run!
  22. Mister Malaka
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.
  23. Mister Malaka
    As a British film buff, my favorite films are Kindergarten Bobby, The Lincoln Barrister, You've Got Post, and Sisterhood Of The Traveling Trousers.
  24. Mister Malaka
    With the amount of online shopping I do, people should start calling me the Amazon Prime Minister.
  25. Mister Malaka
    Vampires in England are always bloody thirsty.
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