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Cam Bert

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  1. I present the worst and some how best scene in the movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drGeLouMm6s
  2. Cam Bert

    Episode 166.5 - Minisode 166.5

    This makes me very nervous about the rule of threes
  3. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    Did Alan Cummings play the Emcee before or after Burlesque? Do you think one lead to the other?
  4. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    Well we started talking and at first she thought I was gay because I did have my eyeliner on. Then she told me her place was recently broken into so then I forced her to come back and stay at my place. I woke up to her making coffee this morning as I lingered too long on her figure.
  5. Cam Bert

    Episode 166.5 - Minisode 166.5

    First off I think I've made my anti-raisin stance very clear. I mean I want to slap that person's friend who brought it up... However, I do think we owe it to them to try it once. I agree I looked at the rest of the ingredients and immediately checked out. Onions and mustard and mayonnaise? Pass thank you very much. I mean if I was a person who liked raisin coleslaw I would say this recipe is probably the closest to what that monster grew up eating. The freak.
  6. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    I craft beer thing was a fairly positive overall. Some of my favourites weren't there this year but one booth did have a series of fruit beers. I had a banana, orange, pineapple and shikuwasa beer. Thank god there was no raisin beer because raisins are disgusting abomination, right? Boo raisins boo. Oh the plus side I ended up randomly meeting a girl there and we're going on a date soon. If I had to judge how Burlesque effected my experience it's hard to say. I think the more I drank the more I began to understand what burlesque was and then the more I kept drinking the more I wondered is this how I burlesque.
  7. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    Your baby had more sense than any of us.
  8. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    I think you and Taylor Anne will have a lot to talk about.
  9. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    I just want to say it was a lot of fun you guys. I hope everyone else enjoyed and I look forward to your thoughts in the evening if I'm not to tipsy from too much beer.
  10. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    Needed more Dave
  11. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    Don't you want the title of worst musical choice to fall on him though?
  12. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    Wow, a minute forty never felt longer. First, their French was terrible. Second, is blue suit and crown suppose to be Beast and is that Patrick Warbutron?
  13. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    If you don't mind me asking are you lactose intolerant or is it a vegan thing?
  14. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    I'm eating left over pizza because after we're done I'm off to a craft beer festival and need to have a greasy bready layer to help sop up the booze.
  15. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    The George Clooney movie?
  16. Cam Bert

    HDTGM Classics vol 1 Burlesque

    T-Minus an hour now or so. I am excite.
  17. Cam Bert

    Episode 166.5 - Minisode 166.5

    But what is the most sexy food?
  18. Cam Bert

    Episode 166.5 - Minisode 166.5

    I believe the golden grapes Paul mentions in the mini are sultanas. I vaguely remember my mother using the term to refer to bigger yellower raisins when baking.
  19. Cam Bert

    Episode 166.5 - Minisode 166.5

    Isn't a raisin basically an undead grape? A zombie grape if you will.
  20. I really wanted to make a Georgia O'Keeffe pun but then I realized I just typed the word vagina.
  21. Don't you mean "baroque"... wait, was that one was used already?
  22. Cam Bert

    Episode 166.5 - Minisode 166.5

    I don't know what you've been hearing through the grapevine
  23. Maybe we should just start making them for our own amusement. I don't know enough about art to make a pun that hasn't already been said.
  24. Cam Bert

    Episode 166.5 - Minisode 166.5

    I think we're missing the big picture here. Coleslaw can come in many different forms and styles. Maybe the version we're all thinking of is not the same time as this weirdo's version. I think a vinegary coleslaw with raisins would be gross but a more creamy mayonnaise based one could work with raisins maybe.
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