ninjamincho

Always the carwash, never the car. Always the star map, never the star. Always the barstool, never the bar.

Hat Trick?

Heynong Nail!

Chip's Efficient Fish n' Chips -- "Welcome to our well-oiled machine!".

F# when you "rub" it, but A nat when you strike it.

Sorry if I misread you, but I miss Reggie!

I know it takes two to tango, but it only takes one to tangle.

If I was a dog, I'd be Mutt Damon. If I was a food, I'd be Bean Affleck. If I was a bank courier, I'd be Money Driver. Having said that, If I had some nice shades, I'd be Ray-Ban® Williams.

I'm little Scotty Pee Pee Pants and I just peed my pants! Waaaaaaaaa-shington DC is the capital of this fine nation the United States of Ameri-can-do!

Here's Roker dropping the bit. Watch your toes! Also some sweet Today Show patter.

Nobel Prize for Chemistry right here! The vibe between them is immediate.

True of false: two of my coworkers and I work in Information Technology and we play in a They Might Be Giants cover band called "IT Band"?

Have a great break, nerds. Please do come back! Love the show. Like, a lot.

Pajamason.com is great, but you can really snuggle up warm with Pajamas on Prime.

GODDAMNIT I hate dippy, dippy shit sites!