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What about XanaDEUCE, because they must have dropped a deuce on a piece of paper and pitched it as the screenplay!

I didn't watch the movie, but, from what I gather, this movie is about an offspring of Zeus who found themself in the modern world, befriended a loser and inspired them to better their life before heading back to Mount Olympus? This movie is just the chick version of Hercules in New York! They should do a sequel where Olivia Newton-John and Arnold Strong; Mr Universe, (if they can find him, Arnold Strong only did one movie) escape from Mt. Olympus and try to inspire some loser sports team or some shit, I'm not a writer.

Let's not forget about a classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0

A Touch of Cloth is one of my favourite shows in the past few years. Brooker also did a series called "Screen Wipe" that was hidden away in the schedule on BBC Four. They're all on Youtube. He also did a one off "Games Wipe", and then moved onto "News Wipe".

She could have her own catchphrase, where she lays on the bed, stark bollock naked, and said "What have you got to be afraid of?!"

Another Bond Girl name - Sheila Lauyer-Tepounder

Another Bond Girl name: Adele Doe

My Bond girl name: Annelle Beads.

This is what I play when I have sex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkwKR04tPQ

When you look at Max Zorin's portfolio, and how diverse it is. It's not really out of the realm of possibility in the grand scheme of things. Look at Alan Sugar, who has owned businesses in IT, Home Computers, a Football Team, Private Air Travel, electronic advertising screens, investments and TV distribution as well as being the star of the UK version of The Apprentice. Or Richard Branson, who has had businesses in public travel, record stores, space travel, TV distribution, Telecommunications, Cosmetics, Radio Stations, Energy Services, Car Sales, a Stem Cell Bank, a short lived Formula One team and a brand of Cola, and that's not even half of it.

Regarding the name "Jenny Flex". It's a play on the word "Genuflection", which is to have one or both knees on the ground. So, it's a really poor attempt at saying "She's gonna suck your dick".

Dolph seems to have a history with tall women with Flat Tops.

I hate every single last one of them.

I'm both gutted, and not gutted that I missed "A View To a Kill" when it was on TV a few days ago. Gutted that I can't really take part in the threads. But also not gutted because I don't have to sit through a James Bond movie. As I said previously, I FUCKING HATE JAMES BOND!

I'm an Englishman, I FUCKING HATE BOND!

There's a line in the episode which reminded me of something. Someone said "Yeah, it's like two groups of five meet up, and then they just sort of pair off." It's almost as if they got the idea from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (you have to do that fucking movie! If you think I had a lot for LOL, Mortal Kombat Annihilation is gonna be even worse!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGX5NuHTNhI

How much longer do we need to wait for the mini ep? I can't wait much longer for it.

Well, his character in the League is that of a sex addict, could be an amazing method actor.

Disgusting, thanks for lowering the tone with your potty mouth Okay in a world where people masturbate chickens, does this count as giving head?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltx3PBnWcI

Damn, I was looking forward to that. When is it?

LOL 2: Turkey Shines

Well, when you look at both threads, this is the one with the most material, from both a correction/ommission perspective, and from a Scheer hilarity perspective (see what I did there?!) Oh shit! 300 posts!!

My theory is that they were the male asshole pothead friend's. Demi and that guy were both high as fuck, one thing lead to another, and they end up fucking. She falls pregnant with them (they didn't reveal how old either of them were, I'm saying they're twins, because fuck it, it's a better explanation than anything they come up with,). Thomas Jane finds out about this, and goes for the revenge fuck on any piece of young ass that he can. It would also explain why his and Gina Gershon's son wouldn't fuck Miley, despite being a teenager, having a decent looking lass throwing herself at him. He saw what happens when people have sex, and it's put a lifelong fuckophobia in him, although all his hormones are wanting him to, he just can't bring himself to it. It also explains the "If I wasn't married" thing that Gina Gershon said. It's basically "Yeah, motherfucker, I respect my marriage vows, unlike you." to both her husband and Demi. But she's still friends with her, because she's not a complete dickbag like everyone else is.

I forgot to mention something from the episode. The trailer for the French version used three songs, all of them by English bands Blur - Girls and Boys Supergrass - Alright Rolling Stones - Can't Always Get What You Want

In fact, this whole movie, it can summed up by this music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlCWI80hFZ0 I've shared Crowbar, and this shite. This is just weird as fuck.